Judge — December 1, 1928 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Someone told me you made Aye, There’s the Rub million out of a wild-cat oil stock oy * I didn't believe it was possible.” Then there's the one about the “Well. You sce, I was the fel. Scotchman who bought his wife a low who sold it.” set of paper plates and an eraser. —Raovr Brumnerc, —Riciany A. Harrsr, Yale '29 Lafayette '30 “DENT ] invested in a subicay, and it went under. 2xp) Ture Well, mine started a doughnut bakery, and went in the hole, —F. R. MeFrarrers, Pittsburgh ’31 The Old-Timer He sighs for the good old days: When crossword puzzles were a fad. When Fords were called tin lizzies. When ‘Whoopee! was a cow- boy shout. When Coolidge was the Presi- dent of the United States. When the movies were silent and good. When the Varsity Drag was slang for partiality shown to a football player. When girls wore stockings. When humorous magazines were funny and didn’t print stuff like this. —Antivr Sinvenntatr, Harvard '30 You've never heard this before because I just twiddled it out of the tickety-tick ding; and what's more, you'll never want to again, It seems they was a vy walks into a restaurant and asks the frail behind the counter to sug- gest something to cat. “Can I interest. you in. some spinach?” ys the broad, all unthinking. “I \ dunno,” responds the palooka, | / / % “slip into some and leave us have a look,” —Gerxev Wittians, ss me again-nn-n! U. of Mich, ’31 T. M. Founs, Yale '30 comicbooks.com