Judge — December 1, 1928 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Hockey Prospects for 1929 By S. J. Perelman, Hockey and Shinny Editor of Judge If you were team, appearing clad in’ blanket sle for lounging about the dormitories of Vassar, Bryn | Mawr, Sweet- briar, Mt. Hol and surei the f Her | opponents, — con- fused by her in | | yoke, Paranoia, formal "costume, | | or even Pem and | broke, you would were at a | | probably see social barbecue various notices of some sort, had | | posted on the bulletin boards | announcing | hockey tryouts. One of my tea brought in by Eno, their Fili pino boy. ‘The heat of the te you understand, ents, who is melted the — ice | |} | responsible for and Pastrami | | this information, Prep won by a | was unfortunately confused the whilst hunting about mere Oolong, so to speak. That night at the Chi for the bulletin boards and had a severe fall from Omeg danec, Agnes, with flushed cheeks and spark | | a fire-escape, almost severing a leg from a table ling eyes, announced her engagement to a retired | he rying at the time. The table showed pork-butcher named Tennessee Hogboom, How cle and I think without racial prejudice—that little did Police Inspector Javert dream that the over 95 per cent of our domesticated swines hate lady who had lightly tapped him with her fan was i pork and practically never touch it, except when none other than his quarry, Jean Valjean! It was | ] washing their face before a big dance. ‘The dis- a tense moment, all jokes aside. creet lover of pork-flesh will do well to mull over The pictures above show four members of the ] these statistics with his pocket muller. leading hockey teams dressed in the uniforms they ] The most important changes, this in college will wear at the important shes. Reading | hockey is in the costume worn on tl : from left to right they are Fairbrother, | body remembers the sensation caused last year by — Vulpine Tompkins, Grace Gatchell, and Nadia 1] Agnes Belknap, roving center of the Pastrami Prep (Continued on page 27) Botu—Dammit! There’s never a cop around when you want one!