Judge — November 24, 1928 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Inventions of the Month Released by the Patent Office at Yonkers, Saskatchewan = SAMPLE oF LWeLU-FED woRM Electrically Operated Self-Feeder for Fishworms By a simple flip of the tail, the fishworm in the picture, whose name is Elmer, turns on the electric motor which sets machine in motion ‘The hard coal furnishes the heat unit, the onions provide strength, and the pepsin prevents indigestion. When Elmer's appetite is satistied he may use the funnel for bottling Elderberry Wine if he so desires. The Musical Leg The Neverlose All-Stee: False- Combination wooden leg and Teeth Fastener and Operator flute. Made of quarter-sawed Mechanism holds teeth rigid OH OF pomethings Oo while engine located on the rear of neck performs chewing motion. When engine runs out of gas the feather on headband is auto- matically lowered, tickling nose of represent the first eight letters of the alphabet. wearer, apprising him of said « be iy fact. : dey *& There is also a special sport model of this device which is recommended for the fastidious. —w*=p aC), The Non-Leak Nozzle for Garden Hose A solid iron nut with rubber washer that screws into end of the noz- zle, absolutely preventing water from coming out. The pretty girl is demonstratin 2 and Fig. 3 are the three figs the little girl will have for supper. ax Instrument for Measuring Heart-Beats of a Soft-Boiled Egg Can be used as a can-opener or sock-darner, and during wet weather es a very serviceable umbrella or door mat. fvilie! S) pwetis | Mes.Grorce Dr | Bipp.e DIDDLE (‘Pominent younger hostess of New York and Philadelphia. Says “A hostess cannot be too exacting in the choice of cigarettes to be served to her guests — whether for the informal tea or bridge party or the formal function. 1 ermined after many tests that the most Pp The refinement and mildness of their Turkish asing cigarettes are Melachrino. tobaccos are unsurpassed.” MELACHRINO CIGARETTES ARE A BLEND OF THE CHOICEST TYPES OF TURKISH TOBACCO—THE MOST PRIZED OF ALL CIGARETTE TOBACCOS A WELCOME CHRISTMAS suggestion: — avail yourself of the special Melachrino introductory offer for Christmas gifts. This offer consists of 60 Melachrino Cigarettes 20 straw tips, 20 plain ends and 20 cork tips also a score pad with the latest rules of con- tract bridge and two beautiful packs of cards on which we will imprint your own or any friend's monogram. This offer would ordi- narily cost $4.75, but use the coupon and pay only $2.50. fi you want more than one of this offer for gifts, simply attach a paper to the coupon and print the different initials you wish mono- gramed, The cards given with the offer are the famous Congress cards. They hare no adver- ising of any kind on them. In making out the coupon print the initials clearly which you want for the monograms. Send the coupon now. Note-—Under a special arrangement, monograms will be imprinted quicker than usual. This will enable us to mail your own set of gifts of Melachrino cigarettes, pad and cards in plenty of time. THE UNION TOBACCO COMPANY. MELACH BAN O Mittend Che CIGARETTES The One Cigarette Smoked the World Over The Union Tobacco Company, C-11-24-25 311 Fifth Avenue, New York City Gentlemen: Please send ~~. sets Of 60 Melachrino cigarettes, the score pad with the latest rules of contract bridge and the two packs of the famous Congress cards bearing the monogram designated, for whych I enclose $ $2.50 per set. Initials Name Address City