Judge — November 24, 1928 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE At the Box Office by George Mitchell Is this one of those you know plays? . L.—It's a mystery play, . L.—Some of the ac! around through shooting at each other, don’t they ? :, I don’t think my heart's —How much are the Four-forty top, Madam. forty is the top price. Oh, is that the way L. O. L.—Have you a “John, Baby want's a drink.” Nicut Crun Prorrirtor—Tell him he'll hafta get someone to introduce ’im. thirty, L. ‘Two-twenty and One-ten. O, L.—A dollar ten, eh? Madam. t’s the cheapest. T. S.—Yes, Madam, Except Wednesday matinées L. I can't Oh, de go ay afternoon, My brother Jim is coming on from Woonsocket he's pretty deaf. T. S—Yes, Madam. L. O. L.—How about Tuesday We haven't any ‘Tues- matinée. Only Wednesdays a Saturdays, 1 O. L.—That's too bad. Let's see now. You're sure about that? T. S.—Yes, Madam, L. 0. r night perforr T. S—t time does the begin? sht-thirty, Madam. And what time does n fifty-seven, Madam, . L—That’s pretty late, .—Have you any half- No, Madam, O. L.—They have them on the railroads, T. S—Yes, Madam, L. 0. L—I'd like my boy to sce it, too. He's under twelve. T ‘o half-tickets, Madam. —Let me see. If 1 ita ticket in the gallery, I'd up out of danger of the shoot Idn’t —Ye » 0. L- you've got is boug Madam. And the a dollar cheapest and ten, » Madam. Let me have one of +, then... No (on second thought, I better go across the street. I'm not so sure I could- I tell you what you better do... oh, dear, I wish I could make up my mind. What do you think? The ticket seller takes a pistol from his pocket and shoots him self. L. O. L.—You can't fool me, young man. I knew you were one of the actors all the time. Then there’s the man who pre- vents his wife from sitting around on Saturday mornings when she should be cleaning the house by giving her a good spanking be- fore he leaves for work. comicbooks.com