Judge — November 17, 1928 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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everyone one of them, stopped pedaling and waited for the irain to go by. And when the crimson sun of that crisp Autumn day sank slow- ly and silently behind the deserted stands (they had been deserted |‘ all day since the game was not | scheduled until a week from Tuesday )—well, folks, there stood Frenchy Friggelschwitz, mopping his brow with a brace of touch- downs he had just brought down at twenty paces. And that night the bell Old South pealed out another victory for the boys in ivory and gold. XVII.—Crack the Whip or the Dash for Gold and Glory The trick in this play resolves about the conception of a super- god ruling over the other gods and little fishes, widely held by | the ignorant natives of the North Atlantic states before the advent of the four National political par- ties, or what have you. In the first instance, if you really want to use a first instance (a mashie will do almost as well), the quarterback pretends he’s tired | of football. He calls for time out in the middle of the second quar- ter and announces over the Blue and White network that he has | gotten everything out of foothall that it can give him and that he is going to reform and start life anew. After he has been talking along these lines for maybe fifteen ot twenty minutes the members of the opposing team break down and, with tears streaming down their noses, join hands in a solemn vow to quit the insidious drug and hereafter to lead better, nobler lives to the glory of dear old Blahwah,. To prove that they have gotten all they can out of football they throw the worn-out pigskin to a dirty-faced little urchin sitting under a tree near Grand Central station. But here is where the trick of this whole play comes in. ‘That innocent looking little urchin is none other than the head coach's sister's little boy, Alfred, just dressed up on purpose to look like a dirty little urchin and fool peo- ple. So he takes the pigskin and runs pell-mell down the field for three or four touchdowns before you can say a nasty name, and there is the game, all sewed up in a hat, Schick Repeating- only as good as its edge. Every man who tries a Schick is delighted with every Schick blade. You can be sure that the 20 blades which rest in its han- dle will give you the best shaves you have ever had from any razor... ,mple as4p Strong blades pull cut plunger snop it \ The repeating feature of the back \\ Schick Razor is a surprising convenience. To change blades pull out the plunger, push it back. The old blade is dropped out and the new one put in place. Stop in at your favorite store today. Take home a Schick and try it—then you will under- stand why Schick users never again go back to the razors they used before. Sold in Better Stores Schick Razors are sold in the better stores at $5.00, including 20 blades. (Gold model $7.50.) Additional clips of 20 blades for 75c—in Canada slightly higher. Magazine Repeating Razor Company, 285 Madison Ave., New York. Canadian Distributors: T. S. Simms & Co., Ltd., Saint John, N. B. A smooth shave, quick “Say It With Scotchograms” The Funniest Book of the Year “Film stars are like children,” says a writer, And a lot of people think they should be seen and not heard. iverynopy’s WEEKLY Contains a dictionary of over 250 words and phrases to use in making up Scotchograms. Humorous mes- sages for all occasions, Instructions for writing Scotchograms and how to play Scotchogram games. rom, ce HAN, EUROPE EACH ENDIVE GUTTER SAY SO DOUGH NOAH TIDE DO EFFUSE Se: spaz Pub- | HOOD STOPPLE OVEN ME Send One Dollar to Jupce Pub lishing Co., and receive a copy by return mail,