Judge — November 17, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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A West Indies Cruise Is Either Cunard Or It Is Not Cunard... If it is Cunard, you will have days and days of sea-going perfection... This year the first cruise sails December First... Every day on board will be a sun-drenched inter- lude between one fasci- nating port and the next on “You can swing along the very Parisian Prado in Havana at midnight and still be in a tropic frame of amiability in the morning . . . State- rooms which you will not want to leave even in alluring Nassau... restaurants with Trans- atlantic secrets and the day’s yield of native dishes thrown in...The Cunard way of “getting things done .. .” Two 16 day cruises... $200 up Visiting Port-au-Prince, Kingston, Colon, Havana, Nassau. | Dee.20,1928 "From New York... Jen. 7, 1929 Two 31 day cruises. . Visiting Neves Pe 8. S. CALIFORNIA— b. 23, 1929 Every Saturday to Havana by the Transatlantic Liner Caronia ... Every luxury of a et Cunarder . . . From N. Y.... Jan. 5 to March 16, 1929. For further information apply to your local agent CUNARD-ANCHOR WEST INDIES CRUISES “YOU PUT A WRONG CONSTRUCTION ON MY WORDS,” SAID WEBSTER Take it easy on the mustard, Joe, and draw me another in the dark. Provessor Pecker- Graw—"The man we una- ware of the danger.” What does “unaware” mean in that sentence? Ur Ati Nigut— “It's what you take off last and put on first, Herr Uber, Hey, be selling him anagrams.” THE BEST TRICKS IN FOOTBALL EXPLAINED XVI-—The Jumping Dutch- man or Turkey Glide This play is executed in three parts—the East, the middle West, and Philadelphia It was in- vented by Frenchy Frogs, other- wise known as Sitting Bull, be- cause he was so lazy. It is said of him that just before he died of alcoholic poisoning the under- taker, who was then in his early | twenties, asked him to walk over to his favorite coffin and have a drink. With his characteristic inertia Frenchy replied: “Dam the waterways, boys, we have met the enemy and the poor devils will fight it out on this line until you see the whites of their eye This is the stuff out of which that man was made who sat one hitter cold night in the back room of Salty Seaver's saloon, down near where the Battery used to stand, and watched his crack team go down to one of the bitterest defeats a football team has ever had to suffer. The score was 54 to 0 at the end of the fifth chukker and with only three more holes to play the veteran jockey decided to pin his last hope on this trick play. He stood up in the stern of the wag- on and waved his red flag slow- ly from side to side, and vice versa. Responding to this oft- rehearsed emergency signal, the yellow-jerseyed boys, each and 24 L Solve the Bridge Problem! Lenz Solution to Bridge Prob. 21, Series 2 | As it appeared in the October 20th issue of Judge Spades are Trumps. South bas the lead. North and South must win seven of the eight tricks against any defense by East and West. A3 9° 0943 aQ82 OUTH leads the three of Hearts, North trumps and leads the Ace of trumps. If East plays the King of Spades under the Ace, North leads the two of Clubs and South leads the trump, throwing West in the lead. Should East at the second trick play the four of trumps, North takes two tricks in Clubs, South discarding the low Diamond. A Diamond lead puts South in to lead the trump, and East is compelled to lead away from the Heart tenace. Prize Winners, Prob. 20, Series 2 AAs it appeared in the Oct. 13th issue Ist Prize: 2nd Prise: R. B. Kelly, Malvern, Ark. 3rd Prize: Henry Doblin, New York, N. Y. Special Pat_ O'Bryan, Prize: EI Paso, Texas. It’s all so easy when you use Clark Bridge Tiles—a complete set of little tiles with regula- tion card markings. Your com- plete hand is right before you— fe tiles take up so much than playing cards—I8 tiles can be approximately 11 inches of space. Kod’ uney aft cary to pend and easy to sort. Complete set of Clark Bridge Tiles with metal racks packed in neat leatherette case—$5.00 at It dealers, or write L. M. Clark, Inc., 730 Gould Bidg., St. Louis comicbooks.com