Judge — November 10, 1928 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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“Sapristi, Armand, what's dis yere now thing called a chafing-dish?” “Why, Frogpants, it’s a frying-pan with a tuck on!” The 100 Best Trick Plays ot Football Explained (Continued from page 24) Punjab hinterland, the opposing team is unable to spot the players and is almost constantly at sea, often resulting in mal de mer. At a signal from the Student Council, over Old North Hall, the home team players all put on Indian suits and suddenly come bounding across the field, shrieking and whooping in their full war paint. This so upsets the opposing team that they run back to the head coach and crowd under his blanket for safety. During the general confusion the second baseman picks up the ball and runs casually down the field for a couple of kickoffs. nea XIV.—The Gravy Rush or Barmaid’s Relish This play is said to have had its origin in the old English cus- tom of playing baccarat with po- tato chips, and dates back to the days when Fonroy’s tavern catered to the dandies of the carly 20's at the corner of what was then 23rd and Madison Avenue. So far as our records go, which isn’t very far, the play was in- vented by old Sid Friday and was first used in the World's Scries of 1904 between the Detroit Pan- thers and the East Paducah Mon- keys, which resulted in a crush- ing victory for the Red-Eyed lads from Boston. It was during this game that Friday, who was also known by his real name of Smithnisky, won his croiz de guerre by rescuing a fellow comra of card chucker » from a foursome sharks at the twelfth and flying back to Managua with him in a tantrum. Ever since that glorious day, which quenched forever the old doctrine of slave-holding, this play has been known as Friday's matinée and is sung wherever true Frenchmen gather in a spirit of Old Heidelberg. If the play itself has not been explained very clearly it is be- cause of lack of space, or per- haps a little because the writer has mislaid notes and_ will have to speak extemporancously. An Acidosis Condition Is Always Serious tt VITTEL WATER "* GRANDE source Write tor Descriptive Folder MORRIS & SCHRADER, * ‘cw vonn Lenz Solution to Bridge Prob. 20, Series 2 As it appeared in the October 13th issue of Judge Tt is No Trumps. South has the lead. North and 5 must win seven of eight tricks against any defense by East and West. @Q6 9396 ° OUTH must open the King of Clubs. West's preferred defense is to play the four. South leads an- other Club and the play is practically the same whether West plays the Jack or Ace. If North wins the second trick, the Jack of Hearts is led, East playing the eight. The fourth trick is 3 lead. permits North to get in and make the last Heart. False Solution: Any opening lead other than the King of Clubs must lose two tricks against perfect defense. A low Club would be won by North with the eight and the best play would be to lead the Jack of Hearts. East would play the Queen and South win with the ce. At the third trick, the high Diamond is obviously bad play, so the Heart return allows North to make two tricks in that suit. The Queen of Clubs is then led. but West must refuse to win and a Spade trick can- not be shut out Prize Winners, Prob. 19, Series 2 As it appeared in the Oct. 6th issue John Patrick, Charleston, W. Va. 2nd Prize: B. W. Thompson, Winnipeg, Canada Frank Botts, New York, N. Y. A. F. Stonor, West Summerland, Canada Ist Prise: 8rd Pr Special Prise: Solve the BridgeProblem Easily With CLARK Bridge Tiles Easy to read, easy to sort and take up much less space than regulation playing cards. Your complete hand is right belore you—18 tiles require only eleven inches of space. Complete set of Clark Bridge Tiles with metal racks packed in neat leatherette case—$5.00 at all dealers, or write W. L. M. Clark, Inc., 730 Gould Bldg., St. Louis ALLAH DEWEYS CYPHER YOU DISEASE EFFECT PISO’S |. for CouShS comicbooks.com