Judge — November 10, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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| | JUDGE PUSHER MIND TOOT AND WRITER SCOTCHOGRAM THERE SNOW TIME TOULOUSE ASHY CONTEST CLOSES IN TUMOUR WEEKS REMEMBER! THE LAST ONE IN HAS AS MUCH CHANCE OF WINNING A PRIZE AS THE FIRST THIS ISA GRAM one ALL WORDS GRAN Hie USED MUST BE AUTHEN- WYANDOTTE CHECK ASSENT YOU ENOUGH FOYER WATCHER TINC- JRE DID MERRIER MILLIONAIRE COMMON BACKCOMB SNUFFS SNUFF Translation: Why ain't that check I sent you enough for you? What do you think you did; marry a millionaire? Co yme'on back home; enough is enough. The idea of a Scotchogram is to send a wire with as few words as possible by the use of euphonious (or krazykrack) words as exemplified above. In this Scotchogram (when translated) twenty-six words have been sent for the price of fifteen, $1 900. 00 IN PRIZES FIRST PRI ZE $500.00 SECOND PRIZE §200.00 THIRD PRIZE $100.00 FOURTH TO ELEVENTH PRIZES $25.00 EACH In addition Junce will pay $5.00 apiece for each Scotchogram printed during the course of the contest and these will also be eligible for prizes. In case two or more contestants submit the same prize winners, each will receive the prize. RULES OF CONTEST . This contest runs for sixteen weeks. It began August 4th and will close midnight, November 24th. . The shortest and cleverest Scotcho- grams that say the most in the few- est words will receive the prizes. The Editors of Junce will be the Judges. . Each week, beginning August 4th, several of the best Scotchograms will be printed. $5 apiece will be paid for these, and they will also be eligible for prizes the same as the ones not printed. . Contestants may submit as many Scotchograms as they wish. » ALL SCOTCHOGRAMS MUST BE SENT IN BY WESTERN UNION WIRE. . DO NOT SEND SCOTCHO- GRAMS COLLECT! THEY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. . Scotchograms can be sent by full rate Telegram, Day Letter, Message or Night Letter. wire must bear the name and ad- dress of the contestant. Foreign readers may send Scotchograms by cable. Address SCOTCH- GRAM, N. Y. When sending more than one Scotchogram on the same blank separate them by the word “period.” . NO SCOTCHOGRAMS WILL BE RETURNED. . The winners will be announced in the December 22nd issue of Juvce and prize checks will be sent to the winners on that date. . Wire all Scotchograms to SCOTCHOGRAM EDITOR, Judge Publishing Co., Inc., 627 W. 43rd St, New York City. 24 The 100 Best Trick Plays of Football Explained XIII.—The Hidden Ball Play or East Perth Amboy Blues This trick is comparatively simple of execution for most of the team since they can select a head executioner on whom will fall the responsibility of writing the class ode and arranging for the printing of tickets and pro- grams. After this has been practiced for six or seven wecks the team is all ready to take the field, and the president of the college gets in touch with some friends of his who run another college and they a nice friendly game. wyers draw up the various instruments, including a ntce of $10,000 for each rand a couple thousand ¢ for the ushers, water boys, cheer leaders, hot-dog — propri- ctors and the 17 coaches. In this play the captain of the home team s his players in various parts of ‘the football dia- mond, giving them strict instruc- tions to keep as much under cover as possible. Due to the peculiar type of undergrowth — which abounds in this section of the (Continued on page 26) “I’m going to shoot my old man. Th’ poor fish called me “You ‘can’t do it, lady, it’s agin th’ law to shoot fish in November.” —Bacxyarpo Harpoon comicbooks.com est sige