Judge — November 10, 1928 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE if you have been expelled by that time, ay we expect, you can take the boat direct from there cither to Ber- muda or Egypt, whichever you decide on. ‘That will give you that lovely ride down the St. Lawrence, And, of course, if you decided that you didn’t want to go abroad until a little later, you could just come home in the and we could see if we could work out that house party we have discussed before. [have already made plans to get Olsen's music any time you want it. Well, son, I must stop and get to work. Tam hav- ing Miss Birnbaum put in a check for a thousand with this letter. I hope you can get through the month on it all right. Ever your affectionate Father. —At. Perkins YOU _ HAVE SUPER-SATURATION /N YOUR SALES TERRITORY! BARKED R.B. He who steals this joke steals trash, so be- ware. 9 jim-dandy sports were discussing evolution over an ‘arf-pint. “This guy Darwin says we're descended from monkeys,” af- firmed Hogan, “Well, what of it?” said Logan. “My grandfather may have been a gorilla, but it don’t worry me!” “Maybe not, but I bet it worried your grandmother!” bespoke Hogan. Letters From the Perfect Father to His Son at College Drak ALbent: I assume that, since I have not heard from you, you must have got back safely after your trip down here. It was nice to have lunch with you on Thursday, and to know too that you were in the city for two weeks even though you did not have time to drop in at the office. I have found a num- ber of things which you apparently left in your apartment and, since I am giving it up the first of the month and getting you a larger one on Park Avenue, perhaps I had better tell you what dispo- sition I have made of them. I discovered a quart or so of whiskey, which didn’t seem very good, so I threw it out and will have a cast of real Canadian Club sent in from the country. I don’t like to think of your having to spend money on inferior stuff when I have so much that I hardly ever use. Mother was in one morning and found a bag with a lot of lingerie in it, which we have sent to the laundry, and will have all fixed up. I think it belongs either to Grace or Marie—one of the pretty girls from that night club, Ingraham, Whitehouse, and Eames all dropped in on me several days ago. They were down from Cambridge, and I was able to get them to use the Rolls while they were in town. We fixed up a plan tentatively which may appeal to you. As soon as the weather is right, I will have Jenkins drive up to Boston and get them and then continue and pick you up, and you can all run up to Mon- “Now, madam, do ya or don't ya want these treal and Quebee for a week or so. Then, you see, tickets for the firemen’s ball?” comicbooks.com