Judge, 1928-10-27 · page 4 of 36
Judge — October 27, 1928 — page 4: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
# Judge Magazine Page Analysis This page contains mostly humorous sketches and brief comedic pieces rather than political cartoons. The top cartoon shows three judges with gavels, captioned about "slaying 'em with this finish, boys," likely mocking judicial theatricality or courtroom drama. The middle section includes a sketch of an airplane with the caption "Here, now, young man, none of your tricks!" — apparently satirizing early aviation safety or reckless flying behavior. Below that are short humor pieces: "Company!" (a domestic joke), "Off Schedule" (a train-station dialogue), and "Advance Orders" (a flower-shop exchange about orchids). The right side features "How to Write a Popular Song" — a parody of commercial songwriting formulas, credited to Arthur L. Lippmann. The bottom cartoon shows people being ejected from what appears to be a pig-skin (football), captioned as "Adding to the excitement of the game." Overall, this appears to be a lighter entertainment page rather than serious political satire.
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JUDGE ow WE'LL SLAY 'EM WITH THIS FINISH, BOYS, PRE- DICTED DANNY, THE DIAVOLO DEMON. Has anybody in the audience a rabbit? Thank you... . “Yep, I'm insured against fire and hail,” averred Storek No. 1. “Against hail?” guifawed Storekeeper No. 2. understand the fire insurance, but I never knew anybody could make it hail!” Hand me that whip, Charlie; this Perelman male mute’s off center. “Here, now, young man, none of your tricks!” Company! Many a husband, in a family fight, is saved by the bell Off Schedule Yokel—When will the 8:20 | train be in? Agent—About Yokel—Gosh, it's early today. Advance Orders He—Would you like orchids one of these days? She—Yes, indeed! He—That's fine! up a flower shop. some I'm opening Adding to the excitement of the game by leaving the pig skin as is. HYPOTENUSE SUIT BOTANIZE HAT ANVIL COMMENTARY FUEL WIRE RIVULET ME How to Write a Popular Song Here's a refrain for a popular song: “Baby! Stick in this line and you'll never go wrong: B * Moontig’ good way to start, Dy and spoonlight”—a Mention her tresses, and tien if you're smart Call the sweet mama who pil fered your heart “Baby !" I'm in the throes of a wonderful pash, “Baby! I'd like to live on your heavenly hash, “Baby!” | nor Glyn, Freckled and blessed with a cute double chin, Call her—and watch how the money rolls in “BABY !" —Artuce L. Lireaans Though she Hush money could be used to good advantage on the saxophon comicbooks.com