Judge — October 27, 1928 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Around the Town-Opening of the Roosevelt Grill... Ben Bernie Bobbe Arnst Starbuck, Irene 1 Newberry, Helen in person... what!), Betty Delroy, Barl (so Ford, Betty Compton... all right, I'll stop... Frivolity Club .. Julia Hoyt in person’... 1 think she was smoking Lucky Strikes... Frivolity Fairy Tale Big Hoover man from the West asks dancing girl to sit at his table offers her one hundred dollars—she still re- fuses—witnessed by (signature) Judge, Jr... and they call New York the cynic of iniquity... have you seen Polly Walker in “Billie?” .. . Polly is hereby clected to this club... how do the Happiness Boys get away with it she refuses: * Press Poe er Cte | “ WEROPMOMe | . three gags this week taken cold from Juper ... opening of Minute ereat . “Ups-A-Daisy show, but music not so hot, “Just a music. . good Beverly Nichols, visiting Brit- isher and writer, has written his United States and some of its celebrities in a book he calls “The St Spangled Manner”... havin the same opinion of visiting Britons and British heavyweights, I herewith bend the to Beverly must be a great guy... only twice in a mighty interesting and = mighty funny volume does he fall down... in his chapter on Palm Beach he impressions of — these sa ioihe goes a trifle Bolshevik and in his interview with Gloria Swanson he the following conversa- . Beverly—"It is all this which makes us mad.” “Lknow. One becomes dehuman- B—"Why do we do it?” can't help ‘re in the grip of a machine.” “Don't you long for trees, and a wind that doesn’t smell of and peace?” G—"If you + my answer to that is, “She never knew!" and Bev, Old an, you shouldn't spoof us that But Bev makes up for of Otto Je Mille’s quotes tion .. Gloria— ourselves. the story in watching Cecil rn Commandments” . . . as they watch the Dance of the Golden Calf, Cecil says to Otto, “There are twenty-five hundred people in that sce What do you think of tha To which “Artistic ill- you ¢ clasquez’s picture of “The Sur- render of Breda?’ If you look at that picture you will have an impression, in the background, of a veritable forest of spears and If you count those lances you will find that the cisely eighteen, an artist!" . r seen lances. © pre Velasquez was . come to think of it, though, Bev slipped up on Bal- timore, too, After grieving over the ugliness of E r Allan Poe's resting place, he returns to his hotel and sces a pamphlet en- titled “197 Reasons Why You Should Enthuse Over Baltimore,” which includes such startling data as “1,000,000 hogs are slaugh- tered in Baltimore every year,” and he even mentions Mencken's name! Mr. Nichols ends his Critique in an interview LK with and = Charles Spencer Chaplin, informs us that Charlie is convinced of the utter futility of human which existence, a Mr. Nichols admits Ie then why, Bev, did you write “The Star-S} a Man ner? conviction shares . Heard, hither and yon. Gentleman (well, he must been a gentleman beeause he went to Harvard) stepped up to Hey wood Broun id: “Don't you remember me?” ‘To which the well-known columnist and man about midnight replied: “Of course I do. An elephant never forgets.” After attending the opening night and the intermis sion of “Just a Minute” it has been suggested that the title be changed to “Just an Hour.” ... have ands: Notes in’ preparation forthe book of phy—" Judgment of Jun a man may be down but he’s never out—until he's broke. for my philos The Six Best Steppers “Where Were You” (Billie) “Billie” (Billie) “Watching the Clouds Roll By” (Animal Crackers) “Oh, How I y We'll Be” (Ups-A-Daisy) “Lover Come Back” (New Moon) “IT Must Love You” (Chee-Chee) Drypy comicbooks.com