Judge — October 20, 1928 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE AIG: Night life is upon us, ren!... Daylight and Sleep Sav- | ing are over... . Well. Edison gets along with only four hours’ . early t rly to rise (4 you'll have bags under the whites of your eyes. Bari opened last week in a blaz glory, and what else could it be with such an orchestra as Hale Byers’ and that sterling singer of | songs, Walter O'Keefe, to say | nothing of that host of 1h | Barney Think-of-my-reputation ral Gallant . . . the best pl in ] town, . . . Two other openings— The Mirador and Heigh-Ho ... warning to Don Dickerman... the next time your doorman “Heigh-ho!" to me when I from my Rolls, I'm going him right on the nose! sts, pop “Chee-chee,” razzed by so many critics, including Soft John Er- vine, is, to my mind, a darn good show... however, I’m prot influenced be: Bett. buck is in it . Shy for callin darn good on ... the other known resta doorbell ran restaurateur use The Blue Moon” A. M. teur’s id the v remarke at a well- the wn house = Vanity Fair which looks as if it had been drawn by a six-year-old, and with this caption under it... “The that cannot is sufficiently swered by the contention Picasso draw ubulous prices his drawings are now bring- all over the world.” . Shades of Mutt and Jeff! . . Being arrested for speeding thirty miles an hour on Riverside Drive at FA. M.... there isn’t one car in a hundred that goes under thirty in the daytime why don’t the traffic courts wa up... the Polo game at M brook and the picturesque A tine team... the Columt ord “My Handy Man” . . Smith's talk on Prohibition . a letter from the Anti-Saloon League of America asking for my assistance ! Notes in preparation for my forthcoming Book of Philosophy “The Judgment of Junior’- ideas of life are just good as your false ideas of life. my Among the new books “The Open Conspiracy” by H. G. Wells—if it was good I wouldn't like it... “Murder Will Out,” by Minot—a good mys “Mone for Nothin! “Pp, G. Wode- house—Funny . .. “Alimony,” by Faith Baldwin—blah. (Continued on page 29) her « thanks to Theodore Geisel for the present of the bottle of Tequila. (the Mexican natic drink) ... now I know why the have so many revolutions down there... ter Winchell still thinks Jeff Machamer is Judge, Jr. Damn clever: these news- paper men. Things I remember (some dimly) of the past week... The news-stand poster advertising the American Mercury with the slo- gan “Feed Your Brain”... don't tell me Mencken thought that one up... the Picasso in the current 11 comicbooks.com