Judge — October 6, 1928 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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oan rma ilies ttl JUDGE Mitch Ado About Nothing There'll be twenty extra for dinner, Larkspur, and don’t spare the courses, A Birdie With nothing to do but. e¢ day; No rent to pay, No golf to play, No husband to cherish, No wife to obey Who wouldn’t be a de Mislaid —Oshifer, you know where Sheeder Street ish? Cedar Street is way Well, I don’ ¢ r Sheee s it Cedar and Walnit vou na go te Well, we Cedar but we Street. Y' ain't gotny Walnit, eh? Y" shure? wa n't gotny Walnit Sure. —Sfunn; + + Wassa name 0” this burg yway? This is Noo York. —Whyn hell you shay so? I live in Jers Cidy. Seeing’s Believing Consider the trials of Jonathan Binn, Who fell for a milliner’s manni- kin That stood in a window and wore a fine lid And smiled) out) at Jonathan, near-sighted kid. after year did our Jonathan lurk There at the window, to and from work, And there we must le: lorn and apart, For the sight of his anguish is breaking our heart. ¥ e him for- Take your hand outer my pocket, Throckmorton; you ain't my wife. —Gronce Mireurir “This is the armchair piano i had built for our little apart- ment—ould you play something for us, please?” Fatuen—T want you to understand, young man, that I won't stand for anybody getting sentimental around my little girl! comicbooks.com