Judge — October 6, 1928 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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VA Mr. R.H. Van Deusen, of Cam- bridge, writes as follows: Dear Junior: With all these Ump-of- the-month going on why don't jump on the nd wagon and start a Drink-of-the- Month Club? The idea amazing possibilities, and if you clubs you has can tear yourself away from your business » TE will elucidate. vt know what elucidate ins, and you probably don't if you went to Yale, it m s that I will get busy and explain. the matter in detail. Virst. a Selecting Committee should be appointed, and [ insist yn being one of the This will naturally consist” of men of distinction and promi- nence, like One-Eyed Connolly, ind connoisseurs on These gentlemen will try out and Pass upon (not try upon and pass worries (ha! ha!) long In case group. beverages. out) different libations and mix- tures that are submitted to them and select the best drink of the This will then be rece of the club, The advantages of member month, concoction nmended to members being a are obvious, but if you are still skeptical Twill continue. The saving of wear and tear on JUDGE the digestive tract out various terrible alone worth the price of The necessity of | many different i ients in the house for experimenting is thus eliminated. For example, let us that the rader Horn” cocktail is selected by the Drink- of-the-Month Club for ber. Say, further, Prader Horn" is composed of don water, lemon and All the member has to have at home during that month those th ingredients! Then, there is the added idea of listinetion.” If “Trader from. trying mixtures is sion, ving so say Novem- that the juice molasses. are you during — the month of November you will be serve looked upon as a person of eul- tivated tastes and onc the know.” And around to other houses there that is “in when going will he no fear of having to mix your drinks, as you will be nothing but “Trader Can't you picture poor served Horns.” visiting some home and “What! No non-member’s slaying him with Trader Horns’ !" Another thing. ‘The Drink-of- the-Month Club will improve the quality of over the Well, will liquor all country! How? you say The hootlegger pick up his morning paper and say to his wife, “Jennie, the Drink-of-the-Month Club has se lected “Trader Horn’ this month. All we gotta wate In this way he will be able to concent on product and thus improve — it greatly. And this will thus con siderably lower the price of Gor don wi Do here it is. make is) Gordon the one get the idea now? Why, “Junior, our made! And, mind ask one cent for the ANT insist ou nd Toomust) om: this very strong—is that I be the Selection Committee! fortune is you, T don't { A meeting of the § rlection Committee comicbooks.com