Judge — September 15, 1928 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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| AVAUNT UTAH GIDDAP | POTATO CLOCK DYNA- | MITE BE WORRIED DEFIANT OVERTURE | HOUSE BENIGN. | Judging the Shows Continued from page 17) Chieago underworld. Just what worked the professor up, I do not know, but a good guess would be the royalties that his brother play wrights have been getting from plays about the condition of af fairs in the Chi When someone writes ay o underworld uy that makes money, Mr. Mack fre quently goes after some of the same kind of money with the same kind of play. This one, accord ingly, is of bootlegger strife, the of inne zirl in the mess. crooked police officials, and the other rubber stamps. For his big scene, that involvir ent young in which the audience is allowed to speculate as to whether the hero has killed the villain or vice versa in the off-sta, Mack has taken drama of twenty y “The Shulamite,” ete. examp! T" run of “Relations,” by Ed- ward Clark, will doubtless not be much longer than this para graph. The Early Bird “TD like to kiss a girl who hasn't 1 lot of ro on her lips.” “Not me! 1 like to get there before the other fellows do.” —Evervnopy’s Weeky Young Hushand—I can't stand this suspense any longer! Medical Man—Calm yourself. iy dear sir, I've tht thou- sands of babies into the world ind never lost a father yet. —Answers “Harold is awfully obstinate.” “In what wa “It's the hardest thing in the world to make him admit I’m right when he knows I’m wrong.” Tit Bers EMOTIONAL IN THE LIFE MOMENTS A FLAPPER When the morning mail contains noth- al from a pre and rich be puta lot of annoying bills excepta and you are at your wits’ end to solve your problems... Light a MURAD. Tu Viettn—Sorry, partner, racquet. CiLoee Foam te Feng afraid I’ve spoilt your :s’ Houipay Aywvan