Judge — September 15, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE And many’s the slave I’ve sold, And what riches we have in the hold, So it’s yo-ho-ho and a dead man’s chest!” Naturally the husband is so surprised at seeing a live pi- rate that he puts up his hands and allows Albert to take his purse and his watch and cl Then Albert leaves the house and di- vides his ill-gotten gains amongst the poor and needy and thus is known far and wide as a modern Robin Hood. In this way how an named Albert escapes a husband's wrath. we see 1 young Of course sometimes this docs not work out so smoothly and if the wary husband should be wear- ing rubber heels, wardrobe or no wardrobe, Albert might leave the room in a paper bag instead of on his own feet. But that is the chance men in every profession take. On second thoughts I have de- cided to turn this into a whimsical fairy tale with the husband a dra- gon from Peoria instead of a traveling man and sell it to St. Nicholas zine next’ Christ- mas. They pay $.32 a word. —Prnetman I SMOKE FOR PLEASURE, BUDDY, SAID THE COSSACK FIRE-EATER s © Bring the oars into the boat-house, Ed, and we'll swap yarns. “Now, how did you happen to leave your last job?” asked Mrs. Owsley. “The lady fired me, mum,” pledged Pr ‘ she was dissatisfied, then?” barked the banana. a sorchead; I ran for alderman against her and won!” moaned the menial. No wonder the little dope’s still batting .300 in the Hanseatic League. Adopt an Eskimo Boy It's all right for the adult Es- kimos—or Esquimaux as_ they used to be called when we went to school and spelling was harder—they’re used to the cold; ‘ but what about the little tots whose fingers and toes are still tender, they not having been on this carth—the top of it—long enough to have become numb from the intense cold and con- sequently devoid of all feeling? Think of the long hard winter they have to face next summer. You can feel for them now, while it is winter, especially if t you live in what is known, theo retically, as a steam-heated artment. So it is a good time now for you to adopt a little Eskimo and make him feel at home in your apartment, as he probably would feel that way Revolving furniture mover for the housewife who is always re- A lot of people are doing it. arranging the sitting-room. about it. It’s becoming a fad. But there comicbooks.com