Judge — September 8, 1928 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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— & VENTYNE _.and smile! Your teeth are the sunshine of your smile— that’s why they’re always noticed. Be proud to show them in your smile. Keep teeth sparkling white. Dentyne is a delicious quality gum that makes smiles more attractive. It keeps teeth snowy white. Chew Dentyne . .. and smile. | | | | The Scotchogram Dictionary 1] Will Be Ready for Delivery bt | September 10th | A new book containing over two hundred and | fifty words and phrases to use in making up SCOTCHOGRAMS, instructions for writing them and humorous messages for all occasions. Derision any time Toulose! ] | Send $1.00 to JUDGE PUBLISHING Co., 627 West i | 43rd St., New York City, for an advance copy. Whaling Fad (Continued from page 14) to soften the line of the neck. Many whaling devotees, too, have adopted names formerly heard only in Nantucket or New Bed ford. Glimpsed amongst the gay throng the other evening at the Rockaway Casino were Starbuck jarfinkle, H. Coffin Resnick, and | Stubb Horowiez. These three personalities of the whaling world have eschewed white linen knickers and a length boots. The demand for tattoo artists has been enormous and everybody has been outvying the other in designs. The most unusual of these is the laundry list. which Captain Ahab Korn bloom, the millionaire wet-wash | king, has had tattooed on his chest. It is interesting to note that the price of ladies’ corset covers on Captain Ahab’s chest is two cents lower than commonly quoted at most laundries. As for the actual business of going out and sticking harpoons in the whales. nothing much has > affecting hip been done about that. due princi pally te the fact that no whales have been seen here since 1764 The one seen then was merely through and claimed he was looking for somebody named Naney or Clancy or something who had promised to mect him there. His story was incoherent and it later turned out that he had been sleeping in the subway over a week. He was given thirty days in the workhouse by Magis- trate Evans. —Prrreman A tramp asked the proprietor of a circus for a job. He was in- formed that he could become a lion-tamer. He was assured that it was casy—that the whole secret was in forcing the lions to bel wasn't afraid of them. said the tramp, “I couldn't be so deceitful.” Goon Harvwanr WILLIAM AIRY MEAT ONCE comicbooks.com