Judge — September 8, 1928 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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College Entrance Examinations Harvard—What's standing ? . Dartmouth—Do you own a tac- your social Williams—What make is your car? Yale—Where'd you prep? Princeton—What show isshe in? Army—Have you any football experience Cornell—Do you believe in co- education? Columbia — Have played basketball? M. I. T.—What marks last year? Penn—Who's your bootlegger? V. Barnes, Princeton '29 you ever were your Two Truck Drivers Tell a Joke ??, why the ! chicken cross “Hey, 3 doe & should I know ?” To get on the other W293% side, you 7! —Artier Siuvenntatt, Harvard ’. he writes home Mother's day. We know a guy who is so mean for money Geonce MacManes, U. of Pennsylvania '30 A real benefactor to the human fellow who or- race would be the ganized a club, = —Raovur “Cook of the Biempene Month” Yale °29 “What'd you break off with your woman for “She had little x! in her head that “Cooties?” “No, teeth.” bite.” hite things —Jor Lewis, Harvard "31 Make THe Man Lack of clothes makes the colleg —Maxim Gittix, C. boy 29 Qvick-wirre Something tells me the Smiths may be out of town, —Daws Layman, Williams °29 Mitkman— Song of the Vagabonds I spend the college— It’s really ndid resort; No classrooms for mine, I've a much better time, Playing at amateur sport. autumn ¢ asp! I'm big, I'm strong, and I'm handsome, I'm well upholstered — with weight— So I spend the autumn at college, And somebody else pays the freight. Oh, I spend the autumn at col- It’s really a splendid resort— I'll never turn. pre I can make much more dough Just playing at amateur sport. —Lorp Vanex, Manhattan '29 First Fight) Fan—What does that sign say on young Biffem’s back? Second Fight) Fan—Use —W. M. Tuosrsox, Jn, Cornell °29 “Do you know the HOSTESS “Hostess Knocking At My Door?’ —AL Breen, Trinity ’31 comicbooks.com