Judge — August 25, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Handy Houschold Goods Co., Gentlemen: I noticed your ad in the paper. Enelosed find for one automatic toast ser: rantee satis- I notice that you gu faction or money cheerfully re- 4 funded. Yours truly, Oscar Snid. Handy Household Goods Co., : Gentlemen: Your scraper is a | Corp (after being intro- fake. I can't make it run. Please duced)—You seem rather fa- return the five dollars. Enclosed miliar. is the scraper. Gon—lI haven't started yet, Yrs. truly, Oscar Snid. —Lanny Connery , ( \/ / Notre Dame '28 As \N a periare Handy Household Goods Co., i / f | “But this officer says that while Gentlemen: If T had wanted oe : | you were in a drunken state, you the tried to climb a lamp-post.” am returning it Yes, I did, your honor, but’ return my five dollars. yee ed a Kuiland three crocodiles had been follow- Osear Snid. knw ee My sister has one. ing me around all night and [a 4 . : : —Rournt McKean, | mit they were getting on my — Handy Household Goods Co., Daa rt txo nerves. Send back that five dollars or —Jor Lewts, I'll sue you. | Harvard ’31 Oscar Snid. aper I would of kept it. I . in. | Kindly “Well, then, why won't you marry me?” ly Household Goods Co., rntlemen: On behalf of my .* nt, Mr. Oscar Snid, I am writ- ing to request the return of five dollars paid for one of your : pliances August 15. Further ac- tion will be taken unless this re- quest is complied with imme- diately, Yours truly, Ezra Crook, Att'y. Mr. Osear Snid, Dear Sir: In accordance with | our policy, “Money Cheerfully Refunded,” we are e with our check for 3 Yours truly, Handy Household Goods Co. “Wait until after they pass that candy shop.” —Gerney Witriams, | Ronarp Framm, Utah Aggies *30 U. of Mich., '29 closing here- You Can't Atways Tent Wat Tiev're Driving “Do you see those two girls? Let's ask them for a ric comicbooks.com