Judge — August 25, 1928 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Niet ey A 3s re me don’t hin its hot Taking Care of the Overhead pret pret! rns" ist to the lyrics . ast Side, (| \\] \) \) \\} (i West Side, all through the U.S.A “How did I achieve suceess in \I| \] f \i \y They're saying, “He's Our AL” the restaurant business? Why do wu HoH Born obscure, of parents poor— people throng to my eating places I’ve forgolten the reatcs az nd stand in line for a table? You probably won't remember : —Jepcerte i newer is simple.” The | it but last week I made the very speaker was J. K. Long, propric brilliant remark that “Show Girl” tor of The Epicurean Restaurant 4 was the “Rhapsody in Blue’ in f Long's Cafeteria Self book form... . This week I Stations, will follow it up with an even “My food is wholesome and more scintillating statement ond simple.” he continued “but in suggest that orgie Gershwin no way distinguished from that read “Diversey” by Mackinlay served in many other high-class Kantor and then write a rhapsod restaurants. We buy only the | around Chics ‘ here is West, Of couese, Wutcthers bean chance for dramatic j sinist other reason for the growth of jazz . . . the hum of the city, the this great business. You may rummmmmimm of newspaper have noticed that mv assistant — | f presses, the tearing cloth sound of manager at the door asks you machine-gun fire, police whistles, Wall cnleraneret me nectaiennin automobile horns, ambulance what size hat you wear.” | bells, the laughter of a woman... ; ae | all of this Mr. Kantor has put Yes, that is so,” T replied. | into “Diversey” and the result is “Well, we have abolished the | a thrilling book . . . read it by pernicious hat check room.” | all means and when you do put “A great boon to diners,” I | “Chie on the victrola, x shted Having been thrilled to death Seen over Tene Browne's story of re- “True.” said Mr. Long, “and “This Believing World,’ oi oe we have o lished a | a started * The Graphie Bible.” by splendid system. We group our the same author, reith great ex- guests at tables according to their peetations—and was disappoint- hat sizes, Let us assume that you ed Mr. Browne states wear a size 7. My hostess imine- | in a foreword that from his ex- diately escorts you to a table | periences as a Sunday school where all the other diners wear teacher he found that) children size 7 hats. If your head size is | | were much more interested in the 6M or you are placed at | bible when he drew rough maps tables where your companions for them which gives you a rough also wear these sizes.” idea of what Mr. Browne thinks ere ~ oe gio | of his reading public! To make A great light:was beginning | | ‘ dawn mn me. this statement of mine a little clearer I might add that Mr. Browne's book is profusely illus- trated with maps so that you can see the exact spot (X) where Moses was found in the bull- rushes, ete. “And in that way,” continued Mr. Long, “even if you do take the wrong hat after you have fin ished your meal, it will fit’ you You can walk abroad in comfort, confident that the absence of your own chapeau will not cause © wondering now if the (the news- vaper) is to run “The Graphic Bible” in serial form with accompanying — wisecracks say, by Walter Winchell ? m1 embarrassment or discomfiture The result is that my diners cat in peace, digest their meals well | ‘ end come back for more.” | “Splendid!” I shouted. “Say, I think TI stay for lunch. My Pat size is 71 Some Columbia records recom- mended recklessly - +. “Pickin’ Cotton” = — n Tune” (Whiteman) . Crest of “What D'ya Say (from the Scandals) .. . “One Step to Heaven” —"C hee rie “Two tables over to the right,” said Mr. Lon; “That is our section. Be sure to try th custard with iced coffee 1 frozen . The amateur trumpet player grabs and last but not least, “He's Our the “floating horn” at a séance —Artnuen L. Lirpmaxn comicbooks.com