Judge — August 25, 1928 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE What To aro the Doctor ; a < VPRO LMA p Some doctors are awfully slow riving, and these few hints that period of 4 ing when it seems that he will never get there. Why, I once knew a doctor who didn’t have a single patient until he had been out of the hospital for two years. His wife had a terrible time ing for him to arrive. If you're a doctor's wife you'll find that taking in washing will fetch a tidy sum, The only rub in this plan is the washing itself. This labor can be materially re- duced with the aid of a washing machine that will at the same time enable you to make money. In time, you may be a to afford more machines, There Burcian—Listen, Bo—I didn’t know ya had a son in college. Here, ye can have the stuff we got from the last place, if that'll help ya out any! cause 38 is full of curlicues and whatnots, while 11 is just. two lines straight up and down. If none of these plans suit you and you can't think of any your- self, perhaps the best idea would be for you to spend your time per- suading your husband to switch to some other business like boot- legging or tire repairing. In this way you can make him The new auto, ansicering criticism that rumble seat is unso- arrive much sooner. ciable, will place them in front of car. is no sight more inspiring the whole fleet of washing machines going full blast in your cellar. Another good plan is to manu- facture counterfeit money, Any good counterfeiter will tell you how if the warden will let you in. Pick out one denomination and stick to it; people who jump from one thing to another seldom amount to very much. If you work hard enough at this it won't be long before your trials over and you're living in pe: and quiet at the expense of the government. g rabbits and guinea pigs to make money. s re time work and you can sell the animals for f. prices. A good y price thirty-eight cents each. ‘Thirty- cight cents is much fancier, for Herepity ann Exvinoxment | instance, than eleven dollars. be- The futurist artist’s child has measles comicbooks.com