Judge — August 25, 1928 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Jones invited Smith way down cellar to see his new furnace and he really had a new furnace. The backslider Rustic Recessional Give me the love of a country maid, Give me a nook in the trees, Give me a brook in a forest glade, Give me the buzz of the bees. Give me a robin that merrily sings, A wood where the woodpeckers peck, Give me these pretty poctical things And you'll give me a pain in the ne Give me « bin high up on a hill, Give me a cow and a hen, Give me a twilight secluded and still, Far from the markets of men. Give me an acre of tillable land, xi the clover’s sweet Give me a life in the wilderness and You'll certainly bore me. to death! —Antnek L. Liresaxs Thoughts on Aviation Safety—that’s the only thing the airplane inventors and manu facturers should be concerned with. Speed isn’t all important if you're going to get killed, why should you be in such a hurry? There's been a lot of talk a the progress of i next hundred years won't live to sce it. anyway When « walk on clouds, I'll fly. Until then Pl be one on the curbstone waving my hat when the successful flyers pass. I may be slow, but I like my music fast. A fast life with slow music quickly following docs not appeal to me. They say the next war will be fought the air, trenches always were comfort. An¢ F ing to f shouldn't we want to stay ground? And, while we're on the sub- ject, let me mention one of the pioncers of aviation who has been overlooked by the historians: John W. Glutz. In 1888 he de- signed the safest plan made It wouldn't fly. —R.C. O. comicbooks.com