Judge — August 4, 1928 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Orvicen (to student pra tising oratory) — Here, you! What's all this commotion ahout? —D. L. Martie, Annapolis "31 Princeton, the New Summer Resort some People are Always Want- ing to go to europe. i Have Uncle Who Goes every Ye is Always going places. 's school. his Pupils n x him to go P but He ys Buys a Return Ticket. what i Started to Say was that i Have Never been to europe. and I'm not Going now. you can Get Just as good Liquor in trenton. i to stay in princeton is sum= mer. the Clin i: i like It. and i Like princeton. more- over, the dean of The Faculty (it's His faculty and he Loves Going it) has Invited me to S you See, they Have a Special Summer ssion at princeton, and they Sincerely Feel they Can't get Along without me. —Jrss A. Lirteeniss, Princeton '20 JUDGE The new auto trouble song— Get Out and Get Under the Moon, —At Buren, Trinity “31 Sign in a Restaurant PATRONS WILL PL REFRAIN LIQUOR ON THE PREMISES IN ORDER TO SAVE EM- BARRASSMENT TO OTHER PATROD AVE BE UNABL J —Kennern Fox Stanford °29 There was once 4 thought he knew was going to ha show. But he wrong. night the theatre ght fire, —Winston Norman Stanford / _stsinek Hr—Did you know that T was life-saver here last sum- mer? Sur—Lemon flavor, I pre- sume. —Jor Stemen, Teras "20 Old Mother Heflin went to the Senate on the Pope n he got there ate was bare, For they all knew Heflin’ had come. nd rum, —Artiur Sinvernerarr, Harvard "30 Exciren Bactertorocist—At last I’ve found the Whoffem- poof germ! Skerticat Corteacue—Oh, don’t bacilli! —Burnece Gourn, Stanford '31 comicbooks.com