Judge — July 21, 1928 — page 28: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ay ‘7 AW HE'S NOT REALLY BEARING DOWN/ SAID THE GORILLAS MANAGER PROUDLY Here's a brand-nex of William the Conquerer say your greyhound died?” asked an asker. self in two,” replied a replier. que stioner, culated!” answered the used to call him at the works, Our Forest Friend Bob Wevil now hester if you will kindly rinse out uncle jacks thermos iil give the tale of a comical picnic party and rinse it out good because the 4 be Slightly you it hasnt been used since y army game and it may corroded then once upon a time a certain family call them the lochabers decided to throw a picnic it was a swell sun shiny day and the crocuses nodding — their ases will and paul fetched the ic basket out of the attic and it wasnt minus a single tin plate or rusty spoon and Mrs. Loch- aber put up a lunch and they started and just when everybody well heads as were felt. famished they came to a beautiful spot off the road and ona hill and by a brook and under a tree and young junior said look papa theres the nuts of a place and everyone agreed and they stopped and didn't coast so far past it that papa decided to go to a place that he knew farther on and they spread out a nd went to work and rock throwing lap. robe indina didn’t slip on a start and earl didn’t deviled eggs at ants didn’t hold vention in the v« when ma bine it d able salad and ella gathered wood- t turn out to be poison ivy and there were no mosquitoes and grape jelly on the lap robe and the top of the thermos didnt answerer, number recently excavated from the grave “Grave Yet Gay,” I call it. “You hit him “Yeh, he “Oh, he snapped at a flea on his back and miscal “Jolly Disposish Sid,” they get full of pine needles and mrs lochaber had remembered to put in a tissue paper package of salt and pepper which didn't blow away in the wind when she oper it and the wild choke cherries that) d. «© bey ate turned out to wild choke cherries and not deadly amonita berries hurricanes or and no is i) | 1 ' Business is business cyclones came along during the nd no thorns poked their way through the lap robe into poor old grandmas well just into poor old grandma and when everybody had finished messing up the country side they played hunting for crusts and made a neat pile of débriy and set fire to it and they didnt line up the empty pop bottles on a fence and see who could scatter the most lass on the road and when a car ry didn’t) all) wave s and yell and they the spot until the empty shoe boxes and ad burned itself out in accordance with the save our forests drive believe all that rot and ill tell you another after you kids had eight bristling hours of shut eye and meg uncle jack wents you to mop up your make up before retiring lest your pillow absorb all the hues of the rainbow before morning. —Jack Creerr AZZIE C) IABELS Mighty Lak’ a “Rolls.” fruit course pile of have FoR BACH ONE PRINTED. Don’t Write— Send a SCOTCH-O-GRAM! comicbooks.com