Judge — July 21, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “Why're you lit?” “Cause I flunked my finals. Why’re you?” “Cause I passed.” —Axrreo Metinoer, U. of Texas ’29 “What are all of those fireflies doing in the house, Mrs, Jones “Oh, those aren't fireflies. Tho: are some of the moths that got into my son’s neckties.” -Pact Levy, U. of Oregon, '29 “Your ad said that you were not bothered at all by mosquitoes. The place is full of them!” “We aren't bothered. We're used to them.” Raovt Briempera, Yale '29 The pall-bearer who couldn't hold his bier. —Gro. T. Eacteston, California '28 Use the word “schedule” in a sentence— “L’m schedule throw this in the -basket.” Au Breen, Trinity '31 Hi—I dropped my watch out a second-story window onto a ronerete pavement and it ran for three days before it stopped. Hire—Gosh! — It) must have been pretty seared. Epwarp Massece, Columbia '31 comicbooks.com