Judge — July 21, 1928 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Things I remember of the week . . . George White's The River,” by ‘Tristam ‘Tup- per... a grand book (grand review next week at the Milton Point Casino . | grand swim—no jellyfish yet! | . . Dorothy Parker's “Sunset Gun” (see below)... Yes, th | (see belows) fill s} little book . . young lad . swimming and and” . on und we'll give y | grand funeral! . . .) Oh, is that } sol...the races at Belmont Park (my Gawd, the girl goes everywhere!) . 2. not everywhere... no, the following places are on my black list (well, who cares! I don't know, but here they are!) ... Mara- thon dances, the Shel- ton Pool, Palisade Park, Algonquin Ho- tel, Paramount Thea- } tre, Roxy's, any Har- Jem night club, Dia- mond Lil (any more); see next week's black i} list ! a Book review 2. “Sunset Gun,’ by Dorothy Parker (one of the Unhappiness Girls) . as I said before, a grand little hook, but so cynical! the | wages of eynies seem to be big ! | - . . however, royalties! - ouch! - well, listen to this! never a | j | “Tt costs me | stab nor squirm ) To tread by chance | upon a worm ‘Aha, my little dear! I say, ‘Your clan will pay me back some day.” Ain't nothin’ sacred to this ‘ woman? I don't mean me, I n Parker! . . up with it all... me . she’s just fed look at this... “First you are hot, Then you are cold, And the best you have got Is the fact you are old. “4h! “Radio! enette.” JUDGE EE nacional Whee eh Whe d Hy = Labor and hoard, Worry and wed, {nd the biggest reward Is to die in bed. Along time to sweat, 1 little while to shiver; It's all you'll get Where's the nearest river?” ‘These You've got a new radio!” That's my 1 do wish more books of poetry would come out! a help to a but. as T said before, matter with this woman, . they're such umn filler! what's the anyway? . listen! “Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus T go. Spare your voice and hold your pen Well and bitterly I know Piaxo-Box Avantuents. wife singing in the the Ml the songs were ever sung, words were rsa Could it be, when Twas young, Someone dropped me on my head?” IT tell you something ought to he done little girl het Santa Clau she tit? - the e sobs sob. n't poor mi believe in even The Six Best Steppers hiteh kn into en wards,” A movie “On the Crest of a Wave" (Scandals) “Pickin’ Cotton” “What D'ya Say?” Scandils ) “That's My Weakness w" (No show) “Tinagination (Here's Howe) “At Last” (No show) Jopcrrte Not a Bad Idea (These Days Anyway) met ther says he an old clothes man on the street today and the eld clothes im wanted to do business with him, but fe r says he couldn't do business with him or else he'd have to be walking around in a barrel. Two of a Kind “How did the come out?” “Tt was a double They b other running be th bumy star's double recently broke his neck. We still think they buried the wrong guy. comicbooks.com