Judge — July 14, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

What—No Illusions ? Ah, beloved, I have searched the four corners of the earth for you. I have drifted through the Garden of Allah, where rose pet- als line the walks—I have traced the Nile in its passage ‘neath the emerald moonlight of Egypt. In the land of apple blossoms I have watched eagerly the myriads of tiny feet, hoping to find among then the daintiest, whitest: pair From Spain to Russia, and even up into. the Land of the Midnight Sun have I searched for you, my dream girl. I have sealed the heights and waded the depths—and now, at last. I find you—out in back of the club, drinking gin in a jump seat with my roommate. in all creation. —Katunyn Wirson, Rice lustitute °28 “Have you heard about the Scotchman who was going to build a house? He ‘phoned the Masonic Hall and asked them to send hitn two free masons.” —Mirton D. Nerr, ulane Univ, 31 Dick last night Ted—Were you over at her house? —Frank R, Saviienr, Stanford '29 “Say! Is somebody dragging their feet?” —Frev H. Kock, ¢ U. of Cincinnati 29 a “How did you get so stoop- shouldered?” “Oh, 1 was in a stupor last night.” Warten Conrati, U. of Pittsburgh ’29 i > ra Y tar * T jt \\ \ | \\ \ “How good our Alec is, now that he trains on spring-water.” Pint Farnsworth California 29 Now that elections are near, “X" will probably mark the sy where the crime will be commit- ted. —Kertr Francis, Stanford ’28 BUCHER VARS; "iG “Where are you running and why such a hurry 2” “Pm gonna catch that trolley ear or bus!” —At Breen, Trinity "31 “Let's see now,” mused the father of the graduate, “will it be cheaper to continue his education or take him into my business ? —Ricuann G, Deane, U. of Michigan °28 Soak—Look out, you'll hurt yourself lifting that big keg. Soaked—SWall right, light wine. —W. M. Tuompson, Jr, Cornell svonly The modern equiva locking the barn door 4 horse has been stolen is blowing out the match after the gas tank has blown up. —Raovur Brunner Yale "X marks the sock,” sighed Mrs. Nerxes, as she sewed a marker into one of her royal hus- band’s best silk hose. —H. S. Pexxyracen, Princeton °30 Sof—How are the girls in Hollywood? Phul—Wonderful! There's not a walk in a carload. —Enizanerin Cuarman U. of California ’30 We call him “Franklin” be- cause he has air-cooled teeth. —Ronert McLaveutin, U. of Mlinois °31 comicbooks.com