Judge — July 7, 1928 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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“Why, poppa! objected Shir- y, “this ain't no pool-player! This is Money-Refunded-and- Satisfaction-Guaranteed Gins- gasped the chieftain, ap soda-jerker! My ter in love with A’ Rosenhe float ! soda- fountain! to a raspberry d body ! As he spoke the tent-flap was ain lifted and tall voun brave, with a quiver full of Arrow ntered. “Here yeu are!” married Over my rs, growled Ro- senberg. “Se you want to marry MY danghter, hey? With your prospects? What you'll be sup- portin roon, banana splits? Phooy ! “Now listen, chief,” strated Ginsberg. “1 tte new racket, and if you wanta get in on the ground floor, we'll nar in) lights on Street vet!" “What is it, good-for-nothi queried Rosenbe “But, mind you, T ain't listening! “All right, Mr. Rosenberg plied the young brave. “He got a swell scheme. Why shouldn't vou and ine handle a little side- line of classy Indian blankets for carnivals and fair We'll get the blankets on consignment, and you'll be the Western sales man- ager. I yot maybe two, th thousand dollars laid a = Say, what did you say your isked Rosen- remon- have our Rivington name was a berg. “Maybe a smart) young feller like you—if IT was to put in my business experience—so drop in in th give it a schme morning and we'll ” he slim young Indian brave and the girl lifted the flap of the tent and walked into the circle of fires ustin!”” aid Shirley ten- T knew he'd love you as as he saw you! And we'll have a little home in the Dyck man section and maybe a cot Far Rockawa AUS soon —oh, we The-Home 1- ues Ginsberg, darlin mur- mured Austin softly Shirley hid her blushing “Just t, Shirley dear, I'M buy you a diamond that it'll make Mount Monadnock look like a wart, sweetheart!" And, hand in hand, they walked into Silverman's Sandwich-and- Bar-Rail toward the beginning of a new dawn, PereLMan What is due the public an Advertisement of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company Tur. Bell System recogni the public requirer nt fora constar ly extending and im- proving telephone service. aust year 4 million telephones were cither put in or moved. The number of local cally not completed on the first attempt was reduced by 5 per cent. The ave toll and kc time for han nce calls was re- duced from 2 minutes to 114 minutes. During the t 5 years the Bell System spent $1,800 tions, and improvements of its plant. There is equally a public ment for safety of principal the stock of the American : and Telegraph Company earnings Telepho' the parent company of the Bell incorpora System. Since its on in 188s it has never missed paying a regular dividend to its stock- lers, who now number more than The very nature of the telephe e le inter business necessitates asi connected system. The American Telephe d Telegraph Company cepts its responsibility for a nation- t. Tt is fundam of the comp. ntalin the policy that all earnings after regul dends and a surplus for financial security be used to give more a d better service to the public. “That makes a difference.” said a little bey as he snipped off the left ear of one of the twins. —Evenvuopy’s Weekiy Magistrate - suppose the -What you aceused was. intoxi cater Policeman—W was wearing wateh with an illuminated dial, and trying to light his r with it! Ter Brrs Judge—But why this divorce? Fair Pl ing of g you wish ntiff- thing. me Well, I'm think- d. —Trr Brrs comicbooks.com