Judge — June 30, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Something New! Next Week’s Issue of JUDGE | will be called the HOUSE ORGAN NUMBER It will be the latest of the series of Burlesques which have been so popular this past year. They have been selling out on the newsstands, so you | better overcome that sales resistance early! The Biggest Laugh of the Year for Fifteen Cents Do you know how to mix a BRANDY GUMP? “HERE'S HOW!” Gives you the inside dope on this wonderful drink, Not to mention 54 other knockout recipes and toasts! Send a dollar, with this ad, to 627 West 43rd St., y, and he will mail you a copy. Winner of Judge’s 50-50 Contest No. 8 COLEMAN E, ADAMS Philadelphia, Pa. Sin Eocar—Why would you rather marry an aviator? Lavy Everyn—It would be silly to discard an ace. Tur Victim—Thanks, aifully! My name's Smith, Pardon | name is Brown my not getting up. I don’t see how you can afford to take so many girls to expensive yi T always ask cach girl if she hasn't been put- ting on weight, just before we go in.” —Tir Brrs Gypsy—VNl tell your fortune, mister. “How much?” “Half-a-crown.” “Correct.” ‘ Giascow News Bath salts guaranteed to make women slim are advertised. We understand that there is a cau- tionary note on cach package warning users not to remove the | plug before leaving the bath. | ~—Lonpon Opinion Ponrre: Straxcen—Pardon me, but may I assist you? —Passine Siow “Mrs. Smith scems to have got over the death of her first. hus- band.” but her second husband hasn't Nacet’s Lestrmrn Wert, | Berlin “I been readin’ such spicy stories, Mrs. Geitlebaum, by that goy de Maupassant.” —Tur Bovurevannien EDWARD LANGEE PRINTING €O., INC., JaMalea, 7. comicbooks.com