Judge — June 30, 1928 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Lenz Solution to Bridge Problem 1, Series 2 As it appeared in the June 2nd issue of Judge It is No Trumps. South has the lead. North and South must win five of the six tricks against any defense by East and West. West must win two Club tricks Prize Winners, Problem No. 16 As it appeared in the May 26th issue Ist Prize: Cabot Brown, M.D. San Francisco, Calif, Mr. J. Rogers, Winston Salem. N. C. Mr. EC a: 2ad Prize 3rd Prise: Crossett, 1 it hit Sam brick Lavy (after series of ques- tell warships tions)—And now, why are all the painted gray? A. B. (quite fed up)—So's they can be distinguished from radishes, ma’am! —Lonpox Ortxton me— Lk “Will you have a cup of tea, uncle?” “Na’ teal” “A cup of coffee?” “Na’ coffee!!" “A whisky and soda?” “Na’ soda!!!" This Is Old Stuff I am glad that the old-fashioned s have departed old-fashioned habits ways: And I don't feel the loss of the old-fashioned girls with Their old-fashioned dresses and stays. The and I am glad to be through with the old-fashioned hack and old- hioned five-cent cigar; But I wish they'd bring back the delicious old-fashioned T had at the old Astor bar. —Punt Rosa The “What sort of a show was that you went to last night?” “It was a musical tr: —Evenvnopy’s W —Passine Stow “The man who gi he is wrong,” said t a wise man, but. the gives in w he is right is “Marrie aid in the audience. who a weak voice —Tit Bits trial mar concluded by the couple marrying. Many people thought from the start that the experiment would be a —Loxvon Ov DISZY DELS They call her Pepper hecauso everybody shakes her. Judge pays $5 for each one printed. comicbooks.com