Judge, 1928-06-30 · page 30 of 37
Judge — June 30, 1928 — page 30: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains **bridge game solutions and editorial humor** rather than political satire. The top section presents a bridge card game problem and its solution, listing prize winners from a previous issue—typical instructional content Judge regularly published. The humor pieces focus on **social observation**: - "Krazy Kracks" jokes about naval ships painted gray (a practical wartime measure, apparently), with an exchange between a lady and a sarcastic man. - "This Is Old Stuff" is nostalgic verse lamenting the loss of old-fashioned things while wishing back old bars and cigars—gentle social commentary on modernity. - "Dizzy Labels" is a brief joke about someone nicknamed "Pepper" because people shake her (likely a flirtation joke). The scattered quotations address marriage, weakness, and entertainment—general life observations rather than partisan politics. This appears to be a typical mixed-content page from Judge blending puzzles, light verse, and wordplay humor for general readers.
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Lenz Solution to Bridge Problem 1, Series 2 As it appeared in the June 2nd issue of Judge It is No Trumps. South has the lead. North and South must win five of the six tricks against any defense by East and West. West must win two Club tricks Prize Winners, Problem No. 16 As it appeared in the May 26th issue Ist Prize: Cabot Brown, M.D. San Francisco, Calif, Mr. J. Rogers, Winston Salem. N. C. Mr. EC a: 2ad Prize 3rd Prise: Crossett, 1 it hit Sam brick Lavy (after series of ques- tell warships tions)—And now, why are all the painted gray? A. B. (quite fed up)—So's they can be distinguished from radishes, ma’am! —Lonpox Ortxton me— Lk “Will you have a cup of tea, uncle?” “Na’ teal” “A cup of coffee?” “Na’ coffee!!" “A whisky and soda?” “Na’ soda!!!" This Is Old Stuff I am glad that the old-fashioned s have departed old-fashioned habits ways: And I don't feel the loss of the old-fashioned girls with Their old-fashioned dresses and stays. The and I am glad to be through with the old-fashioned hack and old- hioned five-cent cigar; But I wish they'd bring back the delicious old-fashioned T had at the old Astor bar. —Punt Rosa The “What sort of a show was that you went to last night?” “It was a musical tr: —Evenvnopy’s W —Passine Stow “The man who gi he is wrong,” said t a wise man, but. the gives in w he is right is “Marrie aid in the audience. who a weak voice —Tit Bits trial mar concluded by the couple marrying. Many people thought from the start that the experiment would be a —Loxvon Ov DISZY DELS They call her Pepper hecauso everybody shakes her. Judge pays $5 for each one printed. comicbooks.com