Judge — June 23, 1928 — page 29: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Sur—I've often wondered why 1 didn't accept you the first time you proposed. Hre—That’s casy. You weren't present. Jor Sremer, U. of Teras '29 How to Blow Up a Tire 1, Compliment tire on its sym- metry and curved form. ‘Tire will be all swelled up. 2. Tell tire joke about it only being flat on the bottom. will slowly swell with ind and disgust. 3. Appeal to its better nature. Tell it how the whole world hates a flat tire. “Thou Swell” to it ina high, clear sopr Try to mingle personality and charm in this. 5. Tie a package of oats on a pole in front. Just a minute. I have this confused with something else. 6. As a last resort you might look for a pump or cali the near- est garage, —Anrtuer Sinversratr, Harvard '30 » voice. JUDGE Use FANTASY in a Sentence Last night we fantasy a movie. Hany Lows, Rutgers ‘31 The only individual who hasn't kicked skirts the co-eds are wearing is ut the extremely short the mosquito. —Pavr Ley, UO. of Oregon "29 Appropriate motto for any col- lege—"'On with the dense! —At Burro, Trinity '31 Quaint Old Russian Saying I'd walk a mile for some kiim- mel.” —Henny S. Pennyracken, Princeton "30 “Don't fall in the gutter, Joe; shombody might take ush for collish boysh.” D. L. Mattir, Joe pretty near killed a fresh man the other day for saving that Joe's girl looked as heavily con structed as the cast end of a taxi traveling eastward in reverse The freshman got a flying start before he added that the taxi he was talking about had both doors wide open. —Mires A. Suri, Ohio State ’30 “Say, who the hell do you think you're barkin’ at?” “I don't know, Big Boy, what's your name?” Marcus Messincen, U. of 8. California '30 comicbooks.com