Judge — June 23, 1928 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Speech Made by Presidential Candidate, Judge, Jr., at Hoboken, N. Y. Folks! It thrilly me no end to. introduced by your honored p or as “The Next President! However, His Honor overlooked the fact that Pm also for Vice President! Friends! running (Cheers. ) My message to you to brief one, (Cheers.) attention to the dirty cracks cast at me by my Republi can and Democratic rivals! They say that if Tam elected the coun try will go to the dogs! Well, my friends, pretty happy animals, are they not? Ha! Ha! They say that if Tam elected, the streets will be filled with drank ards! That my administration will long debauch! ‘That our ‘Wine, Women 4 ‘That. my friends, is base libel! Singing is the first: thi that will be prohibited if I elected! (Cheers.) their saying that the streets will be filled with drunkards, that, my friends, is pure bunkum, We shail But it will be so different, my friends! night is a Pay no dogs are be one And as for bring hack the saloon—yes! Under our new wet system, the JUDGE SwoceuR AMUN ULNA yy a yee Wy, saloon will be a thing of beauty and (Cheers. ) Wives will urge their husbands to And they in with them! Bat, my friends, that, a joy forever! go into our saloons! will want to (Hisses.) of course, (Cheers. ) will be against the law Let me show you, my friends, what one of our saloons will look like! Oscar, the green slide, please, Study this beautiful picture, folks! no bartenders! there are Our new saloons elected rfeld! friends, telling your sad, sad story to a As you will note, will be run by barmaids, Florenz Zi Iinagine, my personally by sympathetic barmaid! Lmagine crying on her shoulder! And after had a good cry, th are showers that go with every you have modern saloon te refresh you! And no more sawdust floors! Our will be of thick (Cheers.) And our free my friends! Under the ment of the Ritz Carlton chefs, it will be unsurpassed! Can one, even a Democrat, deery such anwsthetic atmosphere? No! A The exteriors of our saloons will be a delight to the eve! Potted palms will decorate the outside walls, with a canopied entrance and a uniformed doorman that will make the Paramount Theatre look like a) Russian inn And our swinging doors of beau tiful design will extend all the way to the floor, so that our wives will not be able to recognize us by our feet and ankles! Rushing the growler will be barred, BUT we will have ters or nighteaps. Ha! Ha! will floors velvet! lunch, manage- any thousand times no! But stay! doorman ( Cheers.) por- That vive rush service to outside points! Federal spirits of ammonia pool in which In connection with every saloon there will be a (Continued on page 32) iP GHONERE