Judge — June 16, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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PY .- 14 7 NewModel Pocket Gen aS 2 4s JO we | Westclox i} |\ watch $150 ERE’S full value in a good-looking watch! The makers of Big Ben built it. The name Westclox on the dial stands for sturdy construction, long life and excellent time-keeping. Millions all over the world rely on Pocket Ben with confidence. So can you. It’s an ideal watch for your vacation. Sold every- where for $1.50. WESTERN CLOCK COMPANY La Salle, Illinois New Westclox Auto Clock Attractive, convenient, reliable. Fits any car, Quickly attached on dash or above wind-thield, + The Cutting of the Wedding Cnouth (Continued from page 1+) blindfolded by the soft paws of the Chief Dog of the Tabernacle, he has already begun to clip. He will wander about for an hour and a half and clip anything that gets in his way. At the end of this time, should the Marriage Cnouth be among those thin clipped, the couple will be aws ed their divorce. Fortunately, two weeks after dog-worship was initiated, an epi- demic of rabies laid low every canine in the kingdom, and the Druids took up the more sane worship of an anthracite soup | ladle. Once freed from the yoke of the Sulky Curs, however, the Druids throve as never before and from that day to this divorce has | been on the steady decline. Tiinnes (staggering to regis- trar)—I want to register twins, gentlemen. Registrar—But why do you say “Gentlemen” when I am alone | here? Tiinnes—Heavens! ‘Then I had | better go home, and sce if it is only one child after all. —Lestice Kite Zertune, Co- Loaner: He—Aren’t rosy cheeks a sign of good health? She—I should say they are. He—Well, you're a lot health- ier on one side than the other, Evervnopy’s Wrexiy Lenz Solution to Bridge Problem 15, Series 1 As it appeared in the May 19th issue of Judge Tomon Seuth has the win four st any defense Heart at the s and returns trump a Heart problem. Prize Winners, Problem No. 14 As it appeared in the May 12th issue Ist Prize: Miss Franees M. Rochester, Mion. 2nd Prize: Mr. V W. Overton, Sr, Tueson, Arizona, 3rd Prize: Miss Phylli Brooklyn, é Mr. R. EL Benes Pittsburgh, Pa. (See page 23 for Len Three, Series Two) Sawyer, ardner, Problem ES Footran—Now hand it over. Hanenpasuen — It’s a bit bulky. Hadn't I better have it sent? —Lustice Biaetter He—I'm going to marry Lu- cille. She—I wish you heaps and heaps of pluck, old thing. —Evenrysopy’s Wrekty The Captain to Mate—The pud- ding you made was very hard— where did you get the flou Mate—F rom the bin behind the door. Captain—Just what T thought. You have made the pudding from Portland nent. —Sonpaasnisse-Strix, Stockholm comicbooks.com