Judge — June 9, 1928 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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High Hat (Continued from page 22) labor ticket! But [I do see the light! And [thank you indecd for that! IT will be a candidate for the presidency! But it will be on an independent ticket Mr. Smileh suddenly se rd to shrink in stature and his face be- came a sickly gray. He looked me with dead eyes. Y—You mean that?” I looked at him thin-lipped. “Mr. Smileh, a Ju » Jr, never breaks his we I turned abruptly and looked out the window. A moment later It dthe door close. Mr. Smileh he ne, 7 tbbed the phone. “Beckman 4000! Hello World? : Swope! Yes, quick ! Swope? duds Jeet Yes! Um running for P = dent! Yes, no kidd On my ticket! What kind of a ticket? A wet ticket! I'm the only one that’s got th ts te come out and run on et ticket! TM carry the country! They all have to be carried on Election day! My hat’s in’ the ring! Thanks! G'bye!” Sony pe: “Yes, Smith is an optimist—he went in lottery where the first prize way a moter car and imme diately started building « o “That reminds me of Jones he hadn't a penny left at the end of the month and so went into a smart restaurant and ordered an oyster supper—he reckoned on paying the bill with the pearls he found in the oysters.” —Paues Gates, Yvenvox Magistrate—What's the cha Policeman—Intoxicated, your worship. Magistrate (to prisoner) — What's your name? Prisoner—John Gunn. Magistrate—Well, Gunn, Tl discharge you this time, but you mustn't get loaded again. —Eastern Monxine News He—This lamb seems a little tough. She—Oh, don’t let's talk chop. Evervnopy’s Weekiy EMBARRASSING MOMENTS When you forget to take the $1.98 price mark off Her birthday gift... be nonchalant . +. light a MURAD cigarette. Winner of Judge’s 50-50 Contest No. 5 HILDA HESS Hollyscood, California GROCER Evetys — Why doesn't Gee believe in companionate marriage? Gwexpvotyn — He thinks that marriage should be the splice of life. comicbooks.com