Judge — June 2, 1928 — page 29: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Well, Mr. Hamilton, are you all set for a glorious Fourth?” “Can't buy it in fourths, Nap, it comes in fifths.” Pint Farnswortit, U. of California 29 Orator—What is home without the old folks? The Voice—Just Baby and me, —Enizanetia Cuarman, U. of California '30 Mother—Willie, it’s dinner time. Go wash your hands. Modern Youth—Aw, go wash ‘em yourself. I'm busy. —Howarn Lroxann. Mercer U, °29 Dear Son: How's everything se type your letters after this. The only thing I can read in them is the figures. Dad. J. of Oregon, 28 Just a Party Line We understand now that there 1 to have the name changed from GO P toG YP. Mitrox Monro, is a club being or Washington U. "28 “Don't shoot, mister, PM marry both your daughters!” —Raovs Bresnrne, Yale 29 CuI had an accident yester- day. 1 fell on my hip Koo—Did vou get cut bad? —Roork D. Wiens, Hanvann ‘29 Sandy—Father, ow some money to buy fireer: Father—Of course not, Sandy What do you think T taught you to snap your fingers for? —Lovis L. Hastey. Notre Dame °30 Sauesmax — If you don't save time with one of our Add- ing Machines I'll give it to you, “Can I count on that?” F. H. Kock. U. of Cincinnati 29 Vwtogros SS Aquitaois ASPARAGUS “NOT really?” This from the Very 1 jinent Actress in the to the aesthetics of cating?” The Spectacularly Prominent Star was ances, her food. She agre: Cunard Commissary that Formby aspar- 8... from the salt-impregnated sands near Liverpool... is the world’s most defin- itely delicate vegetable. As each month perfects its own va the asparaguses of the two hemi parade across Cunard tables... In December the tall white Argentine opens the season followed by the giant California, the tantalizing Asperges Ve February, and March, the slender green-tipped Lauris from the Riviera. de Paris, The peak of the season, April, is Formby «-ethen the “colossal” French Argentenil and Montauban, the ten: and the long gre ing the season in 4 Oyster violet crowned English Cambridge. ficient importance to serve as a sepa- rate course. CUNARD See Your Local Agent 1840. renTy-& YEANS-OF SERVICE: 1928 comicbooks.com