Judge — May 26, 1928 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Member: Play the SILVER KING t Sahara like sand storm in the bunker ahead? er Simp- son. His record for the { first nine is two tons of virgin soil. He can give a cate: rpillar tractor two bis- ques and break even.” Guest: “My dear fellow, for the sake of your fairways, why don’t yc ke him play the Silver [should say not! Why con- gn the best ball made to that grave digger?” Guest: “Reason enough. He'd change a good deal. I've seen hundreds of fellowsceasetheir wild thresh. | ing when they came to use th Silver King ... for they know th ng gets distance and the afree and easy swing. To use the King takes one great uncertainty out of avery uncertain game and many a man has made his record under the stimulus and confi- dence of playing the best ball made. Maybe it is psychology... but maybe it doesn't work!” © Reg. U.S. Pat, OF. [Imported by] y take | Judging the Shows (Continued from page 19) | much in this direction, so we come to the theatre prepared. Charles King has the leading réle and auctions it off. Joyce Barbour and Flora Le Breton are the main sweet ones, A few years ago the Shuberts gladdened the community by get- ting rid of effeminate chorus men and substituting for them morc realistic specimens of genus Homo suit, with the result that all lean so far chorus supposed up of fashionable con- tract bridge players resembles a troupe of water- chorus man, before he can get a job these days, must make Jack Dempsey look like a rosebud. All the r mean scowls, talk bass, chew licorice and have crépe hair glued onto their bosoms. While there is no deny- ing that it is something of an im- provement, the business has taken on an e al as- pect. The poor boys visibly try so hard to be unmista akably he that one’s sympathy In “Present Arms” their antics are enough to bring the blush of discomfort to a longshoreman. In both this “Here's Howe !""—but larly in the latter—the are so laboriously an audie follow boys now v and in particu- song cues show -snicker gets under way before the orchestra begins to pump. In “Here's Howe!” the love duets are led up to with some | of the heaviest goo heard on a stage in seasons. This is what is known among producers of such shows as “not forgetting the thread of the ple A sudden and pervading attack of aphasia would improve the shows at least twenty-five per cent. 7 goshdareed The average father knows that The rest of the producers duly | ront mugs. A | contrived that | | Lenz Solution to BridgeProblem No.12 As it appeared in the April 28th issue of Judge Diamonds are Trumps. lead. Seuth has the North and South must win ar of the seven tricks against any defense by East and West, 408 OKOF 6 106 4— v @kK 1072 SOUTH yorens the King ping h discarding the low Club. West leads the Ace Hearts, upon which North m the King. West now plays th North East discarding Spades h leads the Jack of Hearts and st wins with the Queen for the third and last trick. Variations: If the King West will continue wi East must win a trick in both Hearts Spades, Should Sout! at the fifth trick, lead the winning Club, any discard North makes must lose the Pn the first over with | F | e Ace. North t st throw Club, North fails to throw Ace of Hearts, a Heart and West winning with the / playing the Ace of Clubs ps and East overtrumps lead is a Spade. West dise: Club. North wins, makes the Hearts, and West is thrown in the lead with the trump and forced to play the losing Club False Solution: The original opening of a low Heart cannot win four tricks against good defense. West will piay the Ace and fo! with the Trump 1 Heart. Should North play the z of Hearts under the Ace. West will continue the Hearts, East winni with the Queen and the two trumps will make separately. After all, Bridge is a simple g {Prize Winners, Problem No. 11 ‘As it appeared in the April 21st issue ize: Mr. Leland Morri, Denver, Colorado. : Me. Ivan Rudisill, New York Miss Montana La Mar, Wash- elieve) D.C. (See page 27 for Lenz Problem 16) m ned mettle sieve cui sy nevew. ay tow JOHN WANAMAKER Wholesale Golf Distributors NEW YORK BOSTON PHILADELPHIA CHICAGO MEMPHIS C he OF BRAINS > has to make allowances when FOR g MEN 2 ha on at college. 1G L-MADE AT KEY WEST—— comicbooks.com