Judge — May 26, 1928 — page 19: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE GAGS TO RICHES By R. C. O'Brien Or the Collection Plate Button, button, who's got the button? We are in a quand’ry; Since it's missing from our shirt, It must be the laundry. Too Dangerous I'd walk a mile for a cigarette. But not blindfolded. Low Bridge If Victor Hugo never stood up on a bus, where did he get the idea for the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Never Done More remarkable than any- thing, we think, would be a non- stop motor trip down Fifth Avenue. Verses for Children “Radio” The radio man came to our house, And took the thing It made us all feel very bad, But Papa said: “Hooray!” “Darn It” Mama's always darning stockings, (Now and then a sock); Stockings don't last very long, Cause our kr all knock. —Heren Winter Well, anyway, the shadow of a girl’s skirt would reach below the knees, that is, if the material were heavy enough to cast a shadow. In a Position to Hear Scotchmen laugh at jokes about themselves in the papers. We know: one of them laughed at some Scotch jokes over my shoul- der this morning. J ALL RIGHT — =—{ ALL RIGHT— A BUY THE Ww j= DARNED THING} = ae Inate Wire—So that’s the portable Lavy Camprr—The directions don’t say how to set it up in a gale—you'll just have to hold it till the wind dies di 17