Judge — May 19, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Sin Evcan—Why would you rather marry an aviator? Lavy Evetyn— juce will award a prize of $25 for the cleverest second line in the above conversation. Study the situation, and write the funniest, snappiest line you can think of. In case two or more persons submit the same winning line, $25 will be awarded to each. Any reader of Jupce may compete. Any number of lines may be submitted, but each one MUST be submitted on a POSTCARD, or a sheet of paper the size of a Postcard, OR IT WILL NOT BE CON- SIDERED. No answers will be returned. Contest No. 8 closes May 31, 1928. The winning answer will appear in the June 30th issue of Junce. No. 9 will appear next week. Send your answers to the Fifty-Fifty Editor of Junce, 627 West 43rd St. New York City. Mark the number of the Contest on the front of your envelope. THE UNEXPECTED GUEST There have been so many requests for copies of this beautiful drawing by John Conacher that JUDGE has had limited number of Art Prints made for its readers. The print is inches by 914 inches and the same size as the original which was presented to Cotonel Lindbergh. A copy will be’ shipped ‘to anyone upon receipt of FIFTY CENTS. Address Art Print Dept., Judge Pub. Co., Inc., 627 W. 43rd St, New York City. | Winner of Fifty-Fifty Contest No. 2 MISS S. GAILLARD Danroneca, Gronaia Dorr—Why do you say she takes after her mother? Horr—She takes her pap down every day. The Statistician on Spring A dozen (12) birds that chirp about, A score (20) of joy-chants knowing; A hundred (100) flowers all blos- somed out, A thousand (1,000) breezes blowing. A million (1,000,000) stars of light above, A billion (1,000,000,000) cloudlets near; A trillion (1,000,000,000,000) bits of whispered love, And just one (1) Spring is here!—-Loxvon Opinion “Steven, dear,” whispered the s bride, as he started on ping’s work, “try to be a little more quiet when you come in to-night.” “Certainly, dear,” fond husband. up las’ night?’ “No, but you awakened mother, | and I don’t want her running up to the prison and complaining to father that I married an amateur.” —Binsixonas Post replied the Did 1 wake you “Palaver there, you road hog? 32 RDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO., INC., JaMAICa, B. 7. comicbooks.com