Judge — May 19, 1928 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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| | | | | No Complaint I met Joe Clumble yester IT hadn't seen him for more than ar, and so I suggested that we go out to lunch for a pleasant old-time chat. Meme, Joc, how are you days?" I ter filled our glasses. opened as the Can't complain,” said Joc. nd the wife and kiddies— are they as well as ever? “Can't complain,” said Joe. The ter stood expectantly with pencil and pad. “Bean soup, rolls and coffe I said, and remarked to Joe, “They make a specialty of bean here. hicken soup, beefsteak, fruit salad, vegetable dish, mush rolls, coffee, fresh strawberries and ice cream,” said Joe. “And I suppose you are. still doing well in business “Can't complain,” “Ni isn't it sou id Joe. weather we’) having, " T remarked later. n't complain,” said Joe. “Old age bother you vet, “Can't complain,” A quick, deft movement with a carving knife brought the man- ager, two policemen and eleven witnesses to my side. “He can’t complain,” I said as they carried Joe out. Tayror Ronixson, Johns Hopkins ’31 “Is your brother going to Brown next year “No, he’s unlucky at poker and can’t stand bum gin.” —Jacx Ewens, Dartmouth ’31 ve tin SIDNEY @ LENZ = You may boast—very gently, of course- $s, the and Whist Championships ution Bridge. if you tein a Lenz National and Inter- His is the great- HIS is the fifteenth of a series of Lenz problems pub- lished in Jupce tions. scores in the series. partment. His dec testants tic, both or all will receive like prizes. problem concludes the first series. ions will be final Prizes weekly for the best three solu- Sterling silver trophies by Gorham for the best three Mr. Lenz personally conducts this de- If two or more con- Next week's Contestants should give as directly and clearly as possible all essential variations of attack and defense in playing the cards, Address solutions to Sidney S. Lenz, His Desk, Juocr, 627 West 43rd Street, New York City Problem No. 15 The number of the blem must be clearly indicated by the contestant at the top of each solution Only one side of each sheet of paper used should be written on. All solutions ceived not later than) May 28th. Lenz solution will be published in June 16th issue. Names of winners will be published in June 23rd issue. & 107652 076 must be re- oh 62 (See next page for Lenz solution to Problem No. 11) 25 eo se wos First Prize ks Russell's Aristocrat rds. The cards with 3a backs. An es ablished favorite of card clubs. Twelve pac Playing Second Prize (1) Set Clark's A’ Tiles, with racks. of cards, especially Ideal for working at lems. Or year’s subscription to uction Bridge J in place at_of doors ridge prob- Third Prize (1). An autographed copy of Lenz on Bridge volume, Published by & Schuster. Contains popular problems from New $42 York theater programs Or (2) A year's subscription to Auction Bridge Magazine Diamonds are Trumps. South has the lead. North and South must win four of the eight tricks against any de- fense by East and West. comicbooks.com —