Judge — May 5, 1928 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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Very White Teeth STILL... Ignoring the teeth and attacking | the gums, the disease of neglect | (Pyorrhea) takes its tolls in health. And 4 persons out of 5 after forty | | and thousands younger pay its high | price. Forget these odds and start using the dentifrice that does all you can | expect of an ordinary toothpaste | and in addition protects you against this dread foe. Morning and night, daily, brush teeth and gums with Forhan's for the Gums. Ie helps to clean teeth white and keep gums firm and healthy. As you know, Pyorrhea seldom attacks healthy gums. Get a tube of Forhan's from your druggist—today .. . 35¢ and 60c. Formula of R. J. Forhan, D. D. S. Forhan Company, New York ih Forhan's forthe YOUR TEFTH ARE ONLY AS HEALTHY AS yore GUMS i Light makes right WHEN it's black enough out- side to make a coal-heaver look like a blond ghost, you ( need a handful of straight- f shooting light, a flashlight, to } drive back gloom and show up i hidden dangers. A good habit, that—the a flashlight habit. Saves clean- y ers’ bills. Keeps the doctor 1 away. The secret of flashlight suc- } cess is the little power-house inside—the battery. When you load your flashlight, no matter what its make, be safe and sure by getting a genuine Eveready Battery. Just as a matter of light insurance. | son of cult Sinclair Lewis makes me so mad I could chew hairpins—if I had any! He sets his “Babbitts” and pm “Schmaltzes” up to ridicule as long-winded persons who say nothing and then he comes out with another book, this time, | “The Man Who Knew Coolidge” | that is just three times as windy and which also says And these “standardized” 4 that he makes so much fun of are the very same sheep that » their reading standardized | for them by Literary Guilds and Book-of-the-month clubs with which Mr. Lewis is so in har- mony! And it is these self-same f that buy his books and give him his very nice living! | hmaltzes” Talk about biting the hand th: feeds you! Instead of eaves- | dropping on the “Babbitts’ and the chmaltze with a short bend pad and pencil and trying to destroy them by throwing their own words back in’ their faces why doesn’t he try a little constructive criticism for a change and give them a few original ideas on how to think for If he did that they learn how to pick out ing matter! Lowell | Schmaltz isn’t a character—he’s just a Lewis Loud Speaker, All right, Officer, I'll go quietly. While I've still got a good mad allow me to quote two of the “Seven Outstanding Advantages” of being a member of the Literary Guild Book-a-month from their current a You are | the first to read the an insider, n he in your community hooks that the nation will be dis- cussing a few weeks later.” In other words, with the kind help of | the Literary Guild, you ean put one over on Mrs, Jones next door and be able to ee over the back vou read ja et! Why, I read it ages ago! my dear! That, gentle readers, is DIS- TINCTION! “3, PRESTIGE. Books in the Liter iuild binding on your shely mp you as a pere ated taste in litera- 22 Lenz Solution to Bridge Problem No.9 As it appeared in the April 7th issue of Judge Hearts are Trumps. North and Sou tricks against West. South has the lead. © of the six by East and the Diamond play the Jack be real obstinate False Solutions: The problem will not solve with a Spade opening, as East will trump and They must be permitted to win—as ladies usually do. Prize Winners, Problem No. 8 As it appeared in the March 31st issue Ist Prize: Mr. He M. Brown, Hamilton, Ontario. Mis Ro. 2ad Prize: ita FL Maisel, New Me. yd J. Spring, Chicago, Sed Prize: Me. Paul S. Howes, Holyoke, Mass. (See page 21 for Lenz Problem 13) SPRLYE- shag ty Spreg = h Frosty bad iy So Hail to the mushy oi § The bei sa i oddest Tie girth Meidh-ho “for the jopps Tye Bal ol thing” bagpy th angen the wing To pay, for (ping dowdaly on ty Hooray for the slushy The sreshew dorinscadain, comicbooks.com