Judge — March 31, 1928 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Lenz Solution to Bridge Problem No. 4 As it appeared in the March 3rd issue of Judge It_ is No Trumps. a ra) South leads the Dia- South has the lead. mond, North discarding North Souh 9 x the Heart. South fol- must win five of the lows with the Heart crajece tee o — See Wel toe and West. & Q 1086 in tie: lead and cont: False Solutions: If North does not aban- don the Queen of Spades at the second trick, must refuse to put_up the King at the third trick All six tricks can he made if North retains the King of Hearts as an entry card and covers the Queen Spades with the King. East players who. fell for this bait will please how their heads in shame. Prize Winners: Problem No. 3 As it appeared in the February 25th issue of Judge First Prize: Kenneth C. Welch, Grand Rapids, Mich. Second Prize: Esther Newberry Benton, Sewanee, Tenn. Third Prize: Xavier Bailet, Montreal, Quebee (See Page 25 for Lenz Problem No. 8) Sisten—IWas Father talking about your girl friend? “Sure—he said she was a cock-eyed little gold-digger with no brains, character or manners. It's a good thing he didn't say anything disrespectful about her—that’s all.” aaa to vit sl | | good cry. — James Gleason, playing his favorite acidulous réle of prize fight manager, is a pleasing ex ntion to the poor cast. Mr. Gleason is an actor and Miss Ralston and Charles Ray movie stars. Miss Ralston is most repulsive in this movie Mr. Ray is simply a ple young man who is thinking about being an actor. here is one other pl note in “The Count of ‘Ter In an excellent. sequence the hero takes a terrific beating that stands out with brutal distinction from the other dull sequences like a a speak-casy fight surpasses onc of Mr. Rickard’s heavyweight elimination bouts. But, unless you are terdbly bored, Mr. Gleason and this one sequence not worth your tim tion: “The Count of Universal picture.) “Mine Heart or a Fortes Girt,” or How Love Came to a Broadway v, is just exactly as bad a . It is as charmingly old-fashioned as bustles and buggy-whips, and I suggest that you go and have a DISZY DELS They call him Jimmy, because he is a great walker. On the door of the office was chalked: “Back in ten minutes, I have gone opposite for a drink. —Stolze.” Underneath was chalked: “Please wait minute; I will fetch him back.—Mrs. Stolze. —Meccenvorren Braetrer, Munich “Are you sure,” an anxious | patient asked a physician, “are you sure that’ [shall re- cover? I have heard that doctors sometimes give wrong diagnoses, and have treated patients for pneumonia who afterwards died of typhoid fever.” “You've been woefully mis- | informed,” replied the medico indignantly. “If I treat a man for pneumonia he dies of pneu- monia.” —Tue Tater comicbooks.com