Judge — March 24, 1928 — page 20: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Cop (after the collision) —Ihy, anybody can see the lady is in th’ right. New Fables The Fox and the Grapes A fox, seeing some grapes, de- sired them. A bull, seeing him, wanted to know what he wanted them for. The fox, being foxy, refused to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate him. “I know what grapes are for,” said the bull, and that was no fooling, because he did know. The fox went away, saying: “They were probat r grapes anyway, and, besides, it’s much less trouble to buy it than to make it.” Moral: See your bootlegger. Broadway Is So Crowded The absent-minded professor got on the end of a line of people waiting to enter a movie house on Broadway in the Fifties. He kept moving along slowly, in that absent-minded way of his, and “Yes, I’m workin’ me way troo college, lady—but dey don’t when he finally noticed where he allow us Freshmen to saw wood.” was he was on Fourteenth Street. =I comicbooks.com