Judge — March 17, 1928 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Jim—1 think I will have to get a new car. Will—Wh one you have ‘Ss wrong with the Jim—I cant pay for it. Evenvnony’s Weenny come here. “Trina is strangely—the brandy bottle. is empty and she is trying to knit a jumper with the macaroni.” —Lestice Kornxrn Zerrexc, Cologne Horace—What is a bachelor, daddie? His Father—A Wachelor, my is a man who looks before and then doesn't leap! Axswers “My wife is very thrifty. She made me a tie out of her old | “And my wife made herself a dress out of « of my ties.” -Passine Stow Wasn't that young Smith who left: the house 1s Feame in? Famous Judge Joan—Yes, Daddy. Judge—VDidu't 1 issue in- Junction against him secing you Toan—Yes, Daddy, but he appealed to a higher court—and Mother said “Yes.” —Loxnox Orixiox YEM, JAKE SHUBERT $ DYIN'TO GET ME PROCLAIMED THE IOOFER MODESTY | This being apen season on apologies, the writer would to his dear like to apologiz public for even being alive. But swing into this one: “Poppeh, that man over there can't hear it’ thunder!” re marked a small tike to his pa “Why, is he deaf?” queri pater. “No, it ain't thunder ing.” said Monk, ducking a Ind now TIL roll cith you men to see ul high dice who jumps overboard. All ceived not later than March 26th, published in’ April 1th issue. MO ve BRIDGE name in luction Bridge. IIIS is the sixth of a series of L 1 problet best three solutions. publ publish in Jupce. Prizes weekly for the Sterling silver trophies by Gorham for the best three scores in the series. Mr. Lenz personally conducts this department His decisions will be final. If two or more contestants tic, both or all will receive like prizes. Problems will grow esses. The series will run not less than thirteen weeks nor more than sixteen more difficult as the series pre Contestants should give as directly and clearly as all essential variations of attack sible and defense in playing the cards. Address solutions to Sidney S. Lenz, His Desk, Jupce, 627 West 43rd Street, New York City. Problem No. 6 The number of the problem must be clearly indicated by the contestant at the top of each solution. Only one side of cach sheet of paper used should be written on. solutions must be re- First Prize The card hack of card ¢ Lenz solution will be Names of winners will be published in April 21st issue. Second Prize Tiles, with racks of cards, especially lems. Or (2) (A year’s subscription JUDGE » Third Prize Clubs are tricks ag fense by any he 263 (See next pa: ussell’s Aristo, (1) Set. Clark's Auction Bridge Ideal for working at Bridge prob- 0 (1) An autographed copy ° of Lenz on Bridge. Latest ed by Simon volume. Publi 18 & Schuster. Contains all his popular problems from New « York theater programs Or ) A year's subscription to tion Bridge Magazine. uinps. South has the lead. North and South must win four of the five Jast and West. comicbooks.com