Judge — March 17, 1928 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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One Man to a Traffic Cop “Listen here, no more of that back talk to me. Where do you think you are? When [| say a thing it stays said, and you like can't change it. I'd like to see you... « What do I care ing a whole day 0, 1 dozen cops you wast I'm not firemen’s Be- policeman you “t change me. If you must know, my palm wasn't) greased going to a fire or a qquet or anything like it. cause you're a and it wouldn't be any of Iusiness iff it don’t make me laugh. What do you know about speed? All you need to do is watch your curves and don't try that bean ball any Vil the your was. Speed... lnore, oF send you to showers. Now, if you and the other cops don't want te go on with the game, I'll forfeit it to You heard me, Yeh! any Well go the firemen, umpire there yourself. here. Final seo sopame se. FIREMEN 9, POLICEMEN 0. dog went for me on the golf-course yesterday and off my knickers.” “How emba s—I tore rassing !" was quite non- \| Hum To see Funny Face nd afterward to the nd Junior ¢ have been’ there Swanson present in a stun- ning k velvet) with diamond earrings. Not to mention Bobbe Arnst in a white gown trimmed with rhinestones, And my f: ite, just at present, Rex Cherry- man! \ \\ LATA " oN Saturday once 2 ain should > Sunday Book Review, “Clothes Economy for the Well- Dressed Woman,” by Margery Wells—one of . hooks which tells her just how to look pra ly noth- It came at just the right time as Thad just spent my last cent on a frock T couldn't pass in Kurzman’: pw! Mirrors of the Year,” by no less than nineteen writers! 1 suppose I should say [was thrilled to death those “bud swell on is a swell joint, but you have to ginger-ale!* over it, as my Editor iy mentioned “Wintersmoon.” by Hugh pole—One of my favorite writers leaves me quite cold with very irritatingly Menckeni A volume of Brickbats contributed by H. L.'s enemies which strikes me as. the hth of something! Upon what at doth this our Menckie feed? quiet story. = Monday—Solved the ‘Trathie Problem! Reac article in the Sunday Times on the dithculty of getting to the theater owing to the terrible trath Which gave brilliant i Pick out a the theater to going and dine me spea near which you are there! "Simple? Now if kind-hearted gent will only fur nish a complete list of our thea ters and the corresponding speak easies next door there will be no more traffic problem! [thank “easy some you! Tuesday—To the opening of “Keep Shuffin.” Never having seen the famous “Shuffle Along” T cannot compare them, but en- joyed- the evening anyway and found two good tunes. After wards to the Lido. Nice crowd. on coed Six Best Steppers Me the Sunshine” » Shuftiin’) p Shufltin’) y" (Rain or Shine) “My Ohio Home” (no show) “Oh Gee, Oh Joy” (Rosalie) “Dawn” (Golden Dawn) comicbooks.com