Judge — March 17, 1928 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE r — — ——_—__—— —-—— 5 runnin’ in’ his life, and lord knows he weren't good for nothin’ | around the farm. | Yes, sir, that boy couldn't a been a farmer if he had wanted to. But lucky for him he didn’t hanker for it and you recollect the city "bout en nothin’ but t fired from | ‘em and was’ wri home fer | I the time until about a g0. | Then he gets a dam-fool idea and now the he's livin’ like a rich fool instead of a poor one —got a couple big houses around Noo York, three or four expen- sive autymobiles and ten or ~ “= twelve hired hands to take care : . of things while he goes galla- First group photograph of the Association Against the Pro- hibition Amendment. The Road to Success Seems like some folks is just born lucky. Go nit-wittin’ their | crazy way through life and first | thing you know old lady luck | take: ney to ‘em and they're rid ‘ound in Rolls Rices and yachts and livin’ on the fat of the land. Nothin’ but just plain luc ke this young whipper- snapper Jed, old man Wilkins’ boy, for instance. I never see such a good-fer-nothin’ fool in oe my life as he was. Never went Here it is. The new Quart Bowler for hanquets—ete., ete. to school more’n a week straight BeDap BEGoRRA vantin’ to Yourope and all over the country for weeks at a time. Yes, sir, Jed Wilkins has just been a big enough fool for lady luck to of took pity on him. Scems like in Noo York these here now speak-easies is gettin’ raided and movin’ round so fast the folks can’t rightly keep track of ‘em, So what docs Jed do but he’s and started a di vice to all the sy P York, with daily supplements of all the raids and changes and newcomers, that keep his two million subscribers’ files right up to the minute! Just goes to show how the big- gest idiots is sometimes just born The stage Irishman arrives in Dublin. lucky.—Ricuano S. Wartace comicbooks.com