Judge — March 17, 1928 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE GAGS TO RICHES By RC. O'Bries | t The Smartest Thing My Child 1 Ever Said | | T was at the movies with my youngest child, who also happens to be my oldest. An attendant | came around with the fumigating apparatus, and the youngster re- | ‘ marked: “I know what's in that.” | “What?” 1 eried. | “Chloroform,” he answered. | { The little dear had noticed all the people asleep. Wi Mrs. Nothing (Aged 36) ‘ | | No Small Achievement | : : | If this keeps up, TU be gagging on the Paramount lot nest NiE—ls yout friend tall? | spring—yeh, yeh. This is No, 674 of the Mandy-Sambo series. Witt—Gosh, yes! He's so tall | Said Mandy, “Sam, Ah’s gotta have time to think it ovuh; I'll he can reach all the letter boxes! ) give you mah answer in a month.” “All right, Clara,” replied | | Sambo. “But all Ah wanna know is—will it be yes or no?” ‘The wife wax going: throagh i | Watch the critics pull a rave on that one. her husband's pockets. | | “Hey, there! he cried, “that | | money belongs to me.” “It won't belong now!" she answered. Incapacitated A song writer collected fifty | thousand dollars for the loss of afi It was the one he | played with. | Quaint Scotch Custom In Scotland the members of the family at dinner the knives and forks tied on string which | extends up one sleeve, around the and down the other; the way little boys’ mittens are secured. | | This is to prevent the dropping of knives and forks. That means company, you know. nee Last Night We were listening to the radio | and we thought we were hearing but it was the same guy in two apartinents. comicbooks.com