Judge — March 10, 1928 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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} “In my oil-can, Ducky Home” of Judge’s Pun Contest This brings the Contests to a close Juper will continue j | partment under the title THE | | PUN SHOP, but instead of ae cepting only one cach week, it = will accept as many as the Editors y ae consider funny or punny enough. | $5.00 will be paid for each onc \ used. the drawing sent to the origi of the pun, All puns must be submitted on \ post-cards or slips of paper post- | A card size. None will be returned \ Address, Pun Editor of Judge, LEONARD ZIMMET New York City Winner for Week Ending Feb. 18 its Pun de Each will be illustrated and | tor | 627 W. 43rd St., New York City. Not Picked James Lane Allen, the author, was asked lady if he was a bachelor from choice. es,” he said at once, “But isn’t it rather ungallant of you to say that?” said the lad. uomust ask the ladies aid Allen, “It was their —Syonxey Buiietin There’s a Fortune in It The Royal Photograph So- ciety is exhibiting a photograph too small to be seen. May we now hope that panies will produ too quiet to be he amophone com- record -Vancovver Province Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle NONE OF THAT FLY TALK AROUND HERE WARNED SUE Now, ladies, if the gentle- men will leave the room, we will spill the hot one we heard at the Police Ball last Friday. A high-hat dame gave a clerk in @ store a@ bunch of troubli and wound up by purchasing a postage stamp. “And must T put it on myself?” she asked him. “No, madam,” retorted Lothario tache. rling his mus- “You would get much better results if you put it on the letter!" The dame retired, chewing her thumb, “An athlete must have plenty of sleep,” says a Evidently. I weights. sportsman. king at our heavy- —Lonpon Ortnion 31 Statler gives nore for yourmoney’a new meaning- radio imevery room| Pleasing guests is mor portant at Statler-operated hotels than making quick profits. ‘That's why hun- dreds of thousands of dol- lars have just been spent to equip every on Statler roo: —for radio reception. re of two carefully ted programs always available — and there is no charge. Plan your trip to b a Statler over Sunday. You're sure ofa pleasant week-end. Lrnovavin There are Statler Hotels int BOSTON BUFFALO (Hotel Statler 1 Buffalo) LAND DETROIT *¢ ST. LOUIS NEW YORK (Hotel Pennsylvania, Statler-Operated) Hotels Statler ith bath and Fix radio recept changing rate comicbooks.com