Judge, 1928-03-10 · page 31 of 36
Judge — March 10, 1928 — page 31: what you’re looking at
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This page contains **film reviews and advertising** rather than political satire. The main review discusses **"The Crowd,"** a 1928 King Vidor film about an ambitious clerk whose dreams of distinction are crushed by urban monotony and personal tragedy. The reviewer praises the film's realism but criticizes its weak ending, where the protagonist suddenly recovers his spirits—only to be recaptured by the crowd's mindless conformity. This reflects 1920s anxieties about **mass society and individual aspiration**. A secondary review mentions **"A Girl in Every Port,"** a Paramount film about sailors, noting the movie public has abandoned "bright-eyed tango artists" for "big bluff sea-going fellows." The bottom section is a **humor joke** about a prisoner thanking the judge for acquittal but asking which home is safe—implying he has multiple households (likely a bigamy reference). The right page is **advertising for Rollfast roller skates**, emphasizing safety and speed for children—a typical 1920s product pitch.
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hand of the clock, the steel and granite Robot warrens belching their squirming cargo into the narrow strects of the city, per- spiring masses of flesh Sceking relief under the white glare of lights at Coney; these are things to delight the imagination of a modern artist, and Vidor turns the cold eye of the camera on this barren spectacle with breath- taking results. The story of “The Crowd” is simple and moving. ‘The boy-who- was-going-to-be-President —— sub- scribes to a clerk’s life, enters upon married life and lives in a two-room - and - bath apartment sm that he is different, that he is going to be somebody. with a vigorous e He escapes the real- ity of his futile existence with this delusion until the death of his child beats him into. submis- sion. The weak point of the story is” presen here—down and out, he comes back with a glowing burst of courage that makes him a heroic figure. th like a slap in the face, the dire tor shows him once more caught up by the mob, laughing and gig- gling and crowing to the monoto- nous beat of the crowd's pulse. His re eneration ¥ nd his family’s charac- ter too sympathetic to dismiss so summarily their lives, but this inconsistent conclusion is not im- portant enough to dull the bril- liance of the picture. I heartily recommend “The Crowd” as 1s too con- vineing a worth seeing. “Er—Jlarvis, bring up the gramophone. singing in my bath this morning.” Yur fickle movie public evi- dently has been seerctly eat- nuxated iron these past months and has discarded — the bright-ceyed tango artists for the big bluif sca-going fellows who take their fun where they find it. “A Girl in Every other one of those productions where two old-fashioned Sea dogs try to out-drink, out-fight and out-ete, cach other in’ various and sundry ports in the world This particular presentation is funny at times, and made pleas ant by a neat array of new faces and figures. Port” is an Paramount advertised aka Chance” w so I slipped in to see the prize movie People such as I keep confidence men healthy and well-fed. Judge—The jury havin; quitted you of the he amy, you are free to leave the court and go home. Prison hank you, your Honor, but I want to be on the safe side—which home? —Betrast Evenino TevecraPit OISZY DELS She calls her ol? man Brigham, because he he such Young Judge pays $5 for ¢ ne printed T don't feel up to Hemonise ADERSHIP is the chief aim and ambition of every healthy child. In play, leader- ship usually means fastest or first. Youthful feet never travel faster than on Rollfasts. Give your child a pair. Then you'll see pure joy, for Rollfasts are the speediest, safest roller skates built today. Rollfasts run very easily-enable the child to attain high speed with safety. Rollfast speed is due to the use of big quarter-inch ball-bearings in each wheel. Children can skate for hours without tiring. Rollfasts are easily controlled. They brake quickly, and are built closely to the ground like a modern automobile, for safety’s sake. Rollfast roller skates have a ented Special Flexible Reinforcement that enables each skate to flex or “give” freely. Buteven fully extended, a Rollfast Skate cannot buckle or bend out of shape. Rollfasts are made to last. They are heavily nickel-plate id can be ex. tended to fitany size shoe. Sold where ever sporting goods, toys, hardware or bicycles are sold. D.P HARRIS HDW. & MFG. CO. D. P. larris Building New York, N.Y, comicbooks.com