Judge — March 10, 1928 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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White Teeth are not enough BECAUSE... Too many people, thinking they are safe when teeth are white, suddenly find themselves victims of Pyorrhea. This foe ignores the teeth and at- tacks the gums. It takes high toll in health from 4 persons out of 5 after forty and thousands younger. Don't fear these odds. See your dentist at least once every six months and start using Forhan’s for the Gums today. This dentifrice cleans teeth snowy white and protects them against acids which cause decay. Also, if used regularly and in time, it helps to firm gums and keep them healthy. Pyorrhea seldom healthy gums. Make Forhan's the daily morning and night health Get a tube from your druggist, today... 35e and 60c. Formula of R. J. Forhan, D.D.S. Forhan Company, New York Forhanys forthe ¥ AS HEALTHY AS YOUR GUMS When white water roars a challenge YOUR TEETH ARE Wen the rapids swist and leap about you when the swift cu aitics you on. alex press train speed, then you'll be most grateful for the perfect balance of your “Uid Town Canoe. “Oki Towns” are patterned after models Famous for their steadin bility.” Light in weight too. Mri From dealer or factory ew catalog gives complete information about including sailing canors, square-stern inghies, etc. Alo racing step-planes z hydraplancs te. Write f today. OUD. Town CANOE CO. 1813 F Street, Old Town, Maine. routs ‘Old Town Canoes” How it seems when you are making out your income-taz return, Judging the Shows (Continued from page 18) ceal the fact by indulging myself in a lot of oblique drool about the actors in them or the wise- cracks in the lobby during the intermissions, or the way the audiences comported themselves. As a matter of fact, I couldn't so indulge myself even if I wanted to, because I didn’t hang around at of them long enough to know what happened after the first acts. Gifted by God with the amazing faculty of being able to look at an old ashean and, after three-quarters of an hour's meticulous scrutiny and study of it, of actually being able to con- n and not ren able to ity by getting to k o'clock where certain of my less for- tunately are forced to sit grow old spit, and. re- grettably e the results of dilated nether blood vessels with more or less hyperplastic growth of connective tissue. As a child of Providence, I simply today therefore say ashcan and call around for my weekly check. smiled upon colleagues around long: II. N last week's report, however, I failed to do my full duty in the ca of the new Joe Cook show, ain or Shine. It de- more than the — brief description that I gave of it, the aforesaid brevity, nevertheless, having been my fault less. than the fault of meager space. There is so much good, low amusement in the show that I do not wish to be remiss in bringing it fully to the attention of my customers. Please consider it thus brought to not nd, if my customers have any sense, let them promptly run around to the Co- han Theater and pleasure them- selves. served On a crowded night club dance floor it is sometimes difficult to distinguish which is the under dog. —Everypopy’s Werexiy G f you lose your how Gunga Din? 26 comicbooks.com