Judge — March 10, 1928 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Hanassen Driver guy might see where he was going! Failure ! I could not imagine what had kept me from success. I had de voted fifteen minutes a day to well-chosen classics: I had studied Freneh so that TI might leap into the breach at the oppor- tune moment; 1 had taken per sonality courses. will-power courses, courses in public speak ing, extension strument urses, musical in- courses But all to no pur I failed to stand head and shoulders above my fellow-men, as advertised. What was it. I asked myself, that prevented me from making the grade? idly through — the sof a mag: one day, I ume upon the advertisement of new razor, the slogan, “Men of daily.” The tell-tale words the answer, the clue in to my failure beard for years. —Han Sauisnuny courses, ina word, galore. pose. ancing, achievement shave me d typ ... Phave worn a Three's a crowd, particularls if they have on raccoon coats JUDGE Say, Officer, if there wasn't so blame many safety signs a What most married men want When the heats any gossip. cat's away no one is a permanent. slave. Here's a request number for Miss Barbara Blahblah, 67 { Blahblah Street, Blahblah, who claims she's a chronic sufferer | from blahblah, and now just try and sue me for that! A couple “Was Helen angry last night?” “Angry?” replied Spelvin, “The simply blistered her fingers!" Thus is the silver chord broken of deaf-mutes were chatting. | | | and the pitcher loosed at the well, | osked Melvin, words she used comicbooks.com